Things Tom Would Put in his Man Purse (if he had one)

  • iPhone
  • Glasses (Sun)
  • Glasses Cleaner
  • Orthotics
  • Keys
  • Sunscreen
Tom would not carry chapstick in his man purse.

Comments

Steve Hayes said…
OK, I'll bite: what are orthotics?
StaceyR said…
Orthotics are to put in your sneakers so your feet stay in alignment. If you keep your feet in aligment, it can solve knee or hip problems. You get orthotics from a sports podiatrist.

Why, exactly, Tom would intend to keep his orthotics in his man purse instead of his sneakers does remain a mystery.

(Thanks for the comment!)
SMackey said…
I agree with Tom. Chapstick should be left in the car.

But, what color would his man purse be?