Frequently Asked Questions for those occasions when your front-desk receptionist tells you that she is "working from home today":
Q: Do you have a computer at home?
Q: How do you intend to answer the phone if someone calls our office?
A: You're right, that will be tough.
Q: And exactly how are you signing for deliveries?
Q: Did you take home anything to do?
Q: So then help me out here. What are you "working" on?
A: I meant to say I'm taking a personal day.