...I realized the dangers of giving computer access to an utterly self-absorbed callow-head. Just in case I ever hack into her Yelp account, I've prepared some reviews to post on her behalf. She probably won't even notice:
Vegetarian Deli - I can't believe they didn't have pastrami. I always get pastrami for lunch and I don't think I'm alone on this. So much for knowing their customer. Three stars but only because the counter boy was cute.
Whole Foods - I had a hankering for dim sum and I walked around the entire store looking for table service and a stubby pencil to write down my order. No luck. Two stars for not even trying.
Starbucks - It sucked. I wanted to buy a windshield wiper blade replacement for my Audi A4 and the barista said they didn't sell windshield wipers. One star for that rat house.
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Wow. That's the kind of insightful comment I'd expect from a YouTuber. I thought Yelpers had more class.
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