(If you haven't already, you might want to check out the The original Raccoon Chronicles first.)
"To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower."
~ Carl Spackler
Tom Purchases Critter Blaster Pro Electronic Animal Repellent
"This device is laboratory tested. It is ultrasonic. I got it online. The Pro version."
"I think it emits a high frequency sound that humans can't hear. There are little pictures of animals around a dial. I selected RACCOON."
"If I set it really low, I can upset insects."
"I think the RACCOON setting might also be the CAT setting. So I'm going to put it on a timer so it turns on at night."
"Take that, little bastards."