Archive
March 2025
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Tango after dark except I went to the matinee and therefore it was light outFebruary 2025
23:
The incident in the Garnet Hill Lodge23:
Cross Country Skiing at Garnet Hill - It was good.18:
Went to Met with Bruce to see Casper David FriedrichJanuary 2025
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Yesterday, I was hunted down at Danielle's birthday scavenger hunt.December 2024
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Tom went out running without his ear buds and he probably won't do it againNovember 2024
30:
My NaBloPoMo Triumph! Five years running, I have achieved 30 posts in 30 days - NaBloPoMo Day 3029:
Trying to catch a subway after midnight by Columbus Circle - NaBloPoMo Day 2928:
I bought some scissors and had a flashback - NaBloPoMo Day 2827:
Having brunch with my Swedish Friend and the Japanese Table - NaBloPoMo Day 2726:
Graham Crackers and Caroline is in town - NaBloPoMo Day 2625:
How you know there's a soccer field on a pier - NaBloPoMo Day 2524:
I will never tire of this view - NaBloPoMo Day 2423:
That one time i went to the Brazilian Consulate in Midtown Manhattan - NaBloPoMo Day 2322:
My grandma's Thanksgiving Cactus is blooming - NaBloPoMo Day 2221:
The 7 mile urban hike including two failed missions enroute - NaBloPoMo Day 2120:
Currently Captivated by The Dance pt 1 - NaBloPoMo 2019:
Mostly Failing the Test at the Salon - NaBloPoMo Day 1918:
Look at this taxidermy marvel! NaBloPoMo Day 1817:
Indoor farming season is all year round - NaBloPoMo 1716:
fountain pens forevah for better for worse - NaBloPoMo Day 1615:
I found black shoe polish in a bag in the closet and polished up some footwear! NaBloPoMo Day 1514:
The 2024 Adventure: Hiking the Giraffe Path in Upper Manhattan - Part one & Part Deux - NaBloPoMo 1413:
Living in Manhattan is good for seeing friends - NaBloPoMo 1312:
What others are doing rn - i.e. - photos that were texted to me today - NaBloPoMo Day 1211:
Ole Aakjaer show in Tribeca - Day 1110:
Yep I voted and I also was very helpful - NaBloPoMo Day 1009:
Watching the NYC Marathon and getting all "I love New York" about it - NaBloPoMo Day 908:
in other nothing to do with climate change news.... NaBloPoMo Day 807:
I stayed at the Watergate Hotel! NaBloPoMo Day 706:
Fifteen Years of Novembers - NaBloPoMo Day 605:
The family party - a little tale I've been meaning to tell for awhile - NaBloPoMo Day 504:
NaBloPoMo Day 4 - The dude in Row 6 at the conference03:
Not sure if they were dates? NaBloPoMo Day 302:
NaBloPoMo Day 2 Seeing Sunset Blvd with the book club 01:
NaBloPoMo Day 1 - Kicking off National Blog Post Month with my new Bonzai Jade Plant hobbySeptember 2024
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Feeling a little like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the conference the other day.22:
Who Knew we needed a Little Island?05:
Three Random Things Driving into the City today August 2024
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Horse Meat & also, we went to see a Phillies baseball game with pop and the famJuly 2024
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Let's hear it for New York New York New York21:
The guy who almost fell off a cliff 05:
No fireworks on the beach in Oregon. Ha.June 2024
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It's been 3 times in a week with the tears of people in the vicinity08:
We need to store some wax heads May 2024
26:
It was kinda fun even though I hated every minute of it in theoryApril 2024
27:
Gen Z in the salon waiting room07:
The Earthquake in NYC! March 2024
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Going to see the Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Girl in SavannahFebruary 2024
25:
Flaco the Owl died. Also congestion cats. I mean taxes.11:
Smelling the drill sergeants in the MarinesJanuary 2024
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January in NYC and I went outsideNovember 2023
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That would be "Will" Actually - NaBloPoMo 30 - The finale29:
My Plants... Except here's some knife wielding photos NaBloPoMo 2928:
What's up with people & what they post in the college alumni news section - NaBloPoMo 2827:
I actually saw the Henry Taylor show in previews - NaBlPoMo 2726:
Ordering the fancy beans because I’m worth it - NaBloPoMo 2625:
It *would* actually be a troublesome name for a dog - NaBloPoMo 2524:
Are you kidding me with this ceiling fan light already? NaBloPoMo 2423:
Thanksgiving NaBloPoMo 2322:
Relics from last century NaBlPoMo 2221:
Growing my own crops of smoothie NaBloPoMo 2120:
mowing down someone on the escalator and other micro aggressions NaBloPoMo 2019:
Turn Signals for the maybe maybe sub-reddit - NaBloPoMo 1918:
The Secret of Yayoi Kusama in Pittsburgh - NaBloPoMo 1817:
That time we went to Cuba - NaBloPoMo 1716:
I attended a Scandinavian Happy Hour NaBloPoMo 1615:
More with the Brawling Babies - NaBloPoMo 1514:
I do not have covid - NaBloPoMo 1413:
I'm exhausted from going to Philadelphia yesterday - NaBloPoMo - 1312:
Headed up to Storm King a couple weekends ago - NaBloPoMo 1211:
Double Big Day today!! NaBloPoMo 1110:
I'm a fan of these sleep headphones! - NaBloPoMo 1009:
Puzzle I kind of want to be in - NaBloPoMo 908:
Stories I have told Tom before (Probably More than Once but Who's Counting?) - NaBloPoMo 807:
Staring Contests in our extremely expensive hotel room in Newport RI a couple weeks ago - NaBloPoMo 706:
Almost Getting Stuck in the Elevator Like Johnny Quinn, Olympic Bob Sledder - NaBloPoMo 605:
When visiting NYC -- Don't even bother trying to dress like you're *not* a tourist - NaBloPoMo 504:
Pop realizes We're not in the Suburbs Anymore - NaBloPoMo 403:
The U-Haul in the Halloween Parade - NaBloPoMo 302:
Shamelessly Cheating at Wordle - NaBloPoMo 201:
Our neighbors have this thing in their front yard - NaBloPoMo 1October 2023
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We went to Pittsburgh and encountered the Eye of Sauron - Pittsburgh style01:
Touring around Red HookSeptember 2023
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And just like that all my free time went up in a puff of smoke due to this freaking "word puzzle"August 2023
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Group Projects in New York City this Weekend20:
My secret code .... otherwise known as cursive.20:
My very first joke, irlJuly 2023
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Kids these Days - How you know who is over 45 at the Cure Concert16:
It's probably not the same guy, but it's a better story if it is. Watching Musical Theater at 59e59 and also the Aston Martin Showroom.09:
Yacht Rock and Getting Stuck in the SubwayJune 2023
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Making it back to NYC from DC in record time, because, the Cure at MSG! 03:
in pursuit of Magic in New York CityMay 2023
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I have a chia pet that is otherwise known as "the floor of my kitchen"13:
Attending the Opera last weekApril 2023
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the morning of Tom's colonoscopy02:
We just got back from Austin TXMarch 2023
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Our right heels hurt and we think its because of New OrleansFebruary 2023
26:
We went to 9 mardi gras parades in three days with my friend Greg I met at D&D Summer Camp26:
That first time in New Orleans with the whole fambo after the timeshare purchase11:
My consulting rate is candy. Preferably Swedish.January 2023
28:
Birthday Parties in Bars07:
Maybe I should go on facebook more...November 2022
29:
Swedish Snaps! Meaning Aquavit except not always aquavit NaBloPoMo 2929:
Pop left his sunglasses here after Thanksgiving NaBloPoMo 2827:
Photo Album from Sweden Re-emerges and wow the hair! NaBlPoMo 2726:
An Evening at the Met Museum of Art25:
Rollerskating in Central Park -- NaBloPoMo 2524:
Rowing on Thanksgiving! NaBloPoMo 2423:
The Origin of the Name of my old Band. NaBloPoMo 2322:
Pop's Wrap Around Shades. NaBloPoMo 2221:
New York City in the Moonlight NaBloPoMo 2120:
Friendsgiving in Queens. NaBloPoMo 2019:
Today I found a blueberry at the bottom of my coffee cup. NaBloPoMo 1918:
Elon is back. NaBloPoMo 1817:
Life changing nature of a phone stand NaBlPoMo 1616:
From the bike lanes of New York City... . NaBloPoMo 1615:
DogLoin = Not a Word. Allegedly. NaBloPoMo 1514:
I needed some hazmat socks NaBloPoMo 1413:
A Rant about Museum Memberships featuring MoMA, the Met, the Morgan Library and Fotografiska NYC NaBloPoMo 1312:
Wolfgang Tillman with Bruce and then with Claudia Day 11 & 1210:
Cannot get enough of the Twitter implosion NaBloPoMo 1009:
Grammy and Gramps jitterbugging at our wedding08:
So many things! NaBloPoMo 807:
Pachinko in the Basement- NaBlPoMo 706:
NYC Marathon Day! NaBloPoMo 605:
Rats! In Brooklyn! Also Trey’s mom adopted a Raccoon NaBloPoMo Day 504:
oh shit moments with Invisalgin NaBloPoMo Day 403:
NaBloPoMo 2022 Strategy NaBloPoMo 302:
Meanwhile, Back on the Ring Camera for Trick-or-Treating NaBloPoMo Day 201:
The Halloween Parade NaBloPoMo Day 1October 2022
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The Fantastic Travels of Tom's Missing Earpod08:
Chicago for a changeSeptember 2022
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The Invisalign paradox of TimeAugust 2022
28:
The Lead up to Pop's Surprise Birthday Party12:
the Yacht Rock concert with Stace & Andy & also a Yacht Rock.July 2022
23:
Tom is a certified bourbon professional now and also, New York City is #1 17:
The Boys Next Door09:
Fireworks in a Can and/or laughing so hard it became a core exerciseJune 2022
28:
Fairly ridiculous timing for two vaccinations and some dental work21:
I wasn't picking peaches20:
A little obsessed with rocksMay 2022
28:
Doing the Sardine Dance at the Art Festival 15:
Moving down the streetApril 2022
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The Perils of Big Garbage Day15:
My Grandma, Not Roberta15:
Family weekend in the cityMarch 2022
20:
How to Party and/or Not Party in Palm Springs12:
Never trust a man with two first namesFebruary 2022
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Lessons learned while giving the niece a few things from my closetFebruary 2022
19:
U2 Joshua Tree Re-Enactment in Joshua Tree National Park13:
Turns out I'm not the only one who gets lost in BrooklynJanuary 2022
30:
Chelsea the Day before the Big Snow Storm15:
Everybody is moving out, and by "everybody" I mean us and the two old guys across the hallDecember 2021
19:
An Update on the Trojan Rabbit on W 17th Street19:
Grammy's Cup from Edinburgh Just Broke11:
Yeah, probably shoulda bought me an Ole Aakjer way back thenNovember 2021
30:
NaBloPoMo 2021.30 Thank you and goodnight29:
NaBloPoMo 2021.29 The non-incident in the parking lot28:
NaBloPoMo 2021.28 Tom and the Crack between the Sofa Cushions27:
NaBloPoMo 2021.27 Saturday Night in the Middle of a Four (4) Day Weekend26:
NaBloPoMo 2021.26 Solving for Acid Reflux - My Very Own PSA25:
NaBloPoMo 2021.25 Happy Thanksgiving!24:
NaBloPoMo 2021.24 The 'rents talk about an incident this morning at their retirement community23:
NaBloPoMo 2021.23 On the list of things that have never happened22:
NaBloPoMo 2021.22 We found Monty Python's Wooden Rabbit Abandoned on 17th Street21:
NaBloPoMo 2021.21 We will drink tea from the skulls of our enemies20:
NaBloPoMo 2021.20 I guess everybody loves the ice capades?19:
NaBloPoMo 2021.19 the Norwegian Seamens Church Holiday Fair18:
NaBloPoMo 2021.18 When the anesthesiologist doesn't know who he's dealing with 17:
NaBloPoMo 2021.17 Oh and also, I don't actually speak Vampire16:
NaBloPoMo 2021.16 Discovery of Witches Vampires vs Twilight Vampires vs Vampire Diaries Vampires, etc.15:
NaBloPoMo 2021.15 A tale of two companies in a pandemic and afterwards: Who Gives A Crap vs Fresh Direct14:
NaBloPoMo 2021.14 Band Night13:
NaBloPoMo 2021.13 Clearing out my home office12:
NaBloPoMo 2021.12 I'm incredibly inspirational apparently and also I save turtles11:
NaBloPoMo 2021.11 Happy Corduroy Day, especially you Italians.10:
NaBloPoMo 2021.10 Things We Saw in the Bronx Botanical Garden.09:
NaBloPoMo 2021.9 Busier than a One Legged Man in a Kicking Contest08:
NaBloPoMo 2021.8 One Sneaker can really spruce up a nest.07:
NaBloPoMo 2021.7 The Probability of a Successful Escape to New Jersey in a Kayak06:
NaBloPoMo 2021.6 Feeling very pleased with myself about the paint colors05:
NaBloPoMo 2021.5 Are you kidding me with the one lemon in a box?04:
NaBloPoMo 2021.4 Getting our house painted and getting asphyxiated 03:
NABLOPOMO 2021.3: Out of body experience at the virtual conference02:
NABLOPOMO 2021.2: NaBloPoMo Kick-Off Post - because Yesterday's Day 1 Post was about the Halloween Parade01:
NABLAPOMO 2021.1 Day after the NYC Halloween ParadeOctober 2021
17:
Again with Pop and the flights of stairs17:
3 Manhattan Museums in One Day with Mom & Dad - The Banksy Exhibit on 6th, the Met and the Whitney10:
We did a lot of walking around lower manhattan yesterdaySeptember 2021
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On the Ocassion of the 20th anniversary of 9/11: This is My Memory11:
A Cubicle in the Cupboard under the Stairs at the Metropolitan Museum of ArtAugust 2021
29:
The Kingston Tour Guide discusses going "Glamping" in Air Quotes29:
Glamping upstate at Hutton Brickyards for our anniversary29:
John Chamberlain's Curlicues at Dia:Beacon15:
Beating the family at Chinese Checkers in Upstate NY -- On a brand new Chinese Checkerboard.July 2021
26:
Learning Braille with Pop. Sort of.18:
Tom's Amazing Birthday in Hudson12:
working it in a torrential downpour in Chelsea NYCJune 2021
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Taking the Ferry to the Sculpture Park in Astoria QueensMay 2021
30:
Speaking of cursive handwriting and things in boxes in the basement30:
Write it 100 times as your punishment. Otherwise known as things my grandma saved for 70 years.08:
Going ClubbingApril 2021
25:
Taking Art Appreciation Classes in Quarantine18:
An email to Michele from 2006, 15 years after we hung out together in Seattle. Now it's 30 years since we hung out in Seattle.17:
The Mystery of the Split Pea in the Shower04:
My Dialect - The Official ReportMarch 2021
28:
New York City Restaurants out on the Street - Part 228:
Movies IV - Family Favorite Escape Movies14:
Tom is Reading Jonathan Safran Foer Extremely Slowly and Incredibly Far Away from his Face07:
Cross Country Skiing at High Point in New JerseyFebruary 2021
27:
We're Maximalists21:
Little home on the suburban prairie -- otherwise known as getting the kitchen remodeled08:
Bruce and I go to the Met and do not see the "About Time" exhibit07:
Non-Memorabilia from the Pandemic04:
Shovel Vigilantes in Chelsea, ManhattanJanuary 2021
23:
Moonstruck during Lockdown - A Review17:
Blacksmiths have the best phone charging stands.03:
Things to do on a Saturday in Chelsea in the middle of a pandemicDecember 2020
19:
Surrealist Objects at MoMA with Wanda and DerekNovember 2020
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NaBloPoMo 2020 And It's a Wrap!29:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Penultimate NaBloPoMo28:
NaBloPoMo 2020 I told Renya I'm getting into Brooches27:
NaBloPoMo 2020 My Grandpa's Navy Jacket from WW226:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Zoom Thanksgiving25:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Pants before Thanksgiving24:
NaBloPo 2020 New Sofa in the New Morning Room23:
NaBloPoMo 2020 I made a little shelf!22:
NaBloPoMo 2020 My Pop is often Fluorescent 21:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The time my passport was stolen in Sweden by Gypsies20:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Meanwhile, in the city...19:
NaBloPoMo 2020 NaBloPoMo Considerations and Musings18:
NaBloPoMo 2020 In honor of the Queen's Gambit, let's consider the Mechanical Turk17:
NaBloPoMo 2020 This was a ridiculous conversation in hindsight16:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The First Time I drove Aunt Holly's VW Station Wagon15:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Origins of Potato Rock14:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Art Tour13:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Restaurant Landgrab12:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Tom's New Airpod. Singular.11:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Weather in Reykjavík10:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Freakishly Warm Weather09:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Potato Rock Hijinks08:
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Art at MoMA I managed to find07:
NaBloPoMo 2020 November 7 - Election Day is OVER!06:
NaBloPoMo 2020 : Autumnal Allergy Situation Report05:
NaBloPoMo 2020 This Purell Ad is a slow motion train wreck and I can't look away04:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 4 Just finished reading the ancient book Mom dropped off03:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 3: Election Day02:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 2: Things Tom Said He Saw While Running the NYC Virtual Marathon Saturday01:
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 1: The Not-Really Virtual NYC MarathonOctober 2020
25:
Adventuring into the hinterlands of brooklyn yesterday.18:
Why I blame kookslams for my sour mood this morning11:
Tom, disney princessSeptember 2020
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Back at the Met! 05:
Apparently there are two Dr. Greens at that hospitalAugust 2020
29:
Nudie people in the hallway16:
Glimmering Mystery of Aunt Holly's handbag - Solved!13:
They're Thirsty. Apparently.10:
Quarantining with Fountain Pens. Obviously.09:
Mom and Dad Driving around in an SPF-60 Coniferous BushJuly 2020
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The Plague Diaries Day 126: Tom's Morton Toe in Quarantine18:
The Plague Diaries Day 126: Tinnitus in Quarantine and My Harrowing Misadventure at the local ENT and Allergy NJ Doctor11:
The Plague Diaries: Day 119 The House Tote and The House Shoes06:
The Plague Diaries Day 114: Return to New York CityJune 2020
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The Plague Diaries Day 106: Pop Wins Old Folks Step Competition27:
The Plague Diaries Day 105: Three Exciting Things in Quarantine17:
The Plague Diaries Day 95: Frog and Turtle Imitations07:
The Plague Diaries Day 85: Nothing Like Getting a Reputation07:
The Plague Diaries Day 85: So Much for Tom's Bird FeedersMay 2020
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The Plague Diaries: Day 70 Birds, Bees and the Groundhog, but not in that order09:
The Plague Diaries: Day 56 A lot of Talk Lately about Pants03:
The Plague Diaries: Day 50 The Very Short Story of the Stinkbug in the Bathroom and his Untimely DemiseApril 2020
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The Plague Diaries: Day 43 Escalating Headsuit problems18:
The Plague Diaries Day 35: This is for the Birds12:
The Plague Diaries: Day 28 Easter Breakfast in Quarantine11:
The Plague Diaries: Day 27 Virtual Birthday Parties - FAQ04:
The Plague Diaries: Day 21 Settling in for the Long HaulMarch 2020
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The Plague Diaries: Day 15 - Reminiscing about our Last Hurrah at Veronika28:
Plague Diaries: Day 14 - Tom on the Plague Diaries and the Japanese Toilet27:
The Plague Diaries: Day 13 Decontaminating my new house shoes. Also, Pilates.24:
The Plague Diaries Day 10: I had a plan that didn't pan out with the Amazon boxes23:
The Plague Diaries: Day 9 It's all a Cat Conspiracy22:
The Plague Diaries: Day 8 The Virtual Happy Hour learning curve.22:
The Plague Diaries: Day 7 - Email Ettiquette and the Problem with 120 Free Emojis15:
The Plague Diaries - Day 2 - The COVID-19 Homestead 10:
The Invisible Man meets the Bed Bug Oven10:
Tom dreams he has plansFebruary 2020
17:
Tom’s first week of retirement08:
John Singer Sargent and a Very Unpleasant Woman at the Morgan LibraryJanuary 2020
25:
Morning Calisthenics and TED Talks25:
Why I suffer from Beep-Triggered Anxiety -- Bumpy the Vacuum Robot "I'm Stuck" A Documentary18:
Trip to the Fountain Pen Hospital to Buy Jack a Fountain Pen05:
Tom's Report on Neighborhood Christmas DecorationsDecember 2019
22:
Tom Makes Rainbow Jello for Wanda and Derek's Retro NightNovember 2019
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NaBloPoMo Day 30! I just want to thank...29:
NaBloPoMo Day 29: Penultimate National Blog Post Month Entry Also known as Phoning It In28:
NaBloPo Day 28: My brother cheats at game of spoons after Thanksgiving Dinner27:
NaBloPoMo Day 27 : Hafez and the Irish26:
NaBloPoMo Day 26: Ancient things I found in a Coat Pocket25:
NaBloPoMo Day 25: Coffee in the Acela Lounge at Penn StationNovember 2019
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NaBloPoMo Day 24: Bettye Saar at MoMA23:
NaBloPoMo Day 23: Loopstore Review - Does Size Matter?22:
NaBloMoPo Day 22: Super Spirographs and Two Bars in Midtown21:
NaBloPoMo Day 21 : Non-Optimal Theater Seating20:
NaBloPoMo Day 20: You know you're special when...19:
NaBloPoMo Day 19: Cat TV18:
NaBloPoMo Day 18: Tom and the Snake17:
NaBloPoMo Day 17: Over at the Whitney with the Mayor16:
NaBloPoMo Day 16: A Little TMI Around Tom's Office15:
NaBloPoMo Day 15: Half Way through the Month & Barney's is closing14:
NaBloPoMo Day 14: On the Sidewalk out front the Rainbow Junction on 8th Ave in Chelsea13:
NaBloPoMo Day 13 : Matt in Magnolia Bakery12:
NaBloPoMo Day 12 : Full Moon Candle Explodes11:
NaBloPoMo Day 11 : Corduroy Club10:
NaBloPoMo Day 10 : Groundhog Day09:
NaBloPoMo Day 9: FOOA Annual Dinner08:
NaBloPoMo Day 8: Andy and Ryan and One Day in 198507:
NaBloPoMo Day 7 : Baby Seals06:
NaBloPoMo Day 6 : News of the Decade! New Passport Arrives!05:
NaBloPoMo Day 5: Hitting refresh like it's my job04:
NaBloPoMo Day 4: Not Rocks at the Met Breuer. Vija Celmins in the Uncanny Valley03:
NaBloPoMo Day 3: Weekend Highlights - Fountain Pen Ink and Vegan Restaurants02:
NaBloPoMo Day 2: Cello Hands01:
NaBloPoMo Day 1: Dealing with the Absentee Trick or Treat SituationOctober 2019
27:
Milk Oolong Tea options near Chelsea NYC : A Half-Assed Report19:
Valets don't like stick shifts, I gather06:
Do I, or do I not, look like a rap person? My Existential Crisis in a Swedish Candy Store in ManhattanSeptember 2019
22:
Tom's Bee Tribulations In Hudson NY: Part 214:
Tom's Bee Tribulations in Hudson NY : Part 103:
Cleaning out Mom and Dad's House : The Baseball in the CupboardAugust 2019
18:
Free Day at the Leonard Cohen Exhibit10:
A pictorial summary of our family vacation09:
Jigsaw Puzzle StrategiesJuly 2019
21:
Things I am Closely Monitoring14:
Purchases I am Particularly Enjoying at this Time14:
Our trip to OregonJune 2019
23:
The Acquisition of a Fountain Pen follows Logistical Victory16:
First World Problems09:
And then I found myself in the middle of the Hare Krishna Parade...May 2019
26:
Every day is a school day in Chelsea12:
Company XIV - Queen of Hearts - Not really a review. More of a recollection.07:
The alphabet at the art show. And the Georgian restaurant.April 2019
14:
Dark Underbelly of Online Crafting which I am not a Party to. Unfortunately.March 2019
31:
Sequins and general shimmer at Michelle and David's birthday party24:
Purchasing a 24-Hour Transit Ticket in Stockholm to ride the Tunnelbana and the Buss24:
Little known facts about Stockholm Sweden & More Precisely, the University of Stockholm03:
Me and my tote bag in Chelsea, Manhattan, New York CityFebruary 2019
23:
Merging like a Man into the Holland Tunnel17:
Kicking While Frisky & Sweaty in SwedishJanuary 2019
27:
Pharmaceutical Instruction Manual for Sufferers of Colds and Flus of All Kinds24:
Tom, On Peas16:
Matcha Latte Challenges08:
Piles of Pillows December 2018
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In the Merch booth at Harry Potter on Broadway with Ella22:
In the Lobby on BroadwayNovember 2018
30:
Thank you loyal readers! (No)NaBloPoMo Day 3029:
Bullseye of Friends - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2928:
Deep Thoughts by Me - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2827:
100,000 Words - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2726:
In the Operating Theater for an Orchid C-Section - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2625:
Shoes (No)NaBloMoPo Day 2624:
Pop on the loose in the city - (Na)BloPoMo Day 2423:
Warhol at the Whitney x2 - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2322:
Happy Thanksgiving - (Na)BloPoMo Day 2221:
The short week Sprouting Problem - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2120:
Drinking with the Buddhists - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2019:
Poor Photo Choices - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1918:
What happens when you call your Mom's cell and your dad picks up - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1817:
Eating Breakfast Burritos and Reflecting on Current Realities - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1716:
The incident at Tom's gym with the jacket - (Na)BloPoMo Day 1615:
Half Way! Phoning It In! (No)BloPoMo Day 1514:
Just call me Mikey (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1413:
Spicy pants - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1312:
Thanks for the mansplain, asshat - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1211:
Enter the Dehydrator - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1110:
the mystery of the onion rings - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 1009:
Misadventures in lower limb photography - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 908:
Welcome Bumpy - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 807:
When Spring becomes Winter - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 706:
Reporting on Yoga Pants - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 605:
Going around ma'aming people - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 504:
Actually it was Kind of Great - Blacksmithing with Children - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 403:
Major First World Problem - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 302:
NaBloPoMo-NOT - NaBloPoMo Day 2. Or maybe (No)NaBloPoMo Day 201:
Box Seats at the Halloween Parade 2018 - NaBloPoMo Day 1October 2018
22:
Quiz to determine if you're no longer a young newlywedSeptember 2018
20:
Things I keep thinking of blogging about but do not19:
I believed you, dude06:
Very observantAugust 2018
22:
My Basketball - Don't Even Think about ItJuly 2018
23:
Dairy-free Yogurt in the Instant Pot04:
My Recipe Novella - Pressurized Rhubarb in the Instant PotJune 2018
28:
MidSummer through Jenga06:
Family Pile-On03:
Well... that was awkward.May 2018
13:
George Washington, a sight you can't unsee by Grant Wood at the Whitney13:
Civilized Air Travel does not include smearing up the back of your seatApril 2018
29:
Our Broadway weekend. 22:
Adding and Subtracting and Toting Up the Meaning13:
Speaking of the Mayor of the Met-Breuer Art Museum....March 2018
18:
Never fear, I'm like the Houdini of bathrooms in Israel.11:
Meanwhile, in Norway. Also entitled, Jo: Home for the Holidays.05:
Jerusalem for the cluelessFebruary 2018
27:
And I was the only one in the Dead Sea with a rash guard26:
Satisfactorily planning our trip to Israel. Otherwise known as buying water shoes.17:
My Meditation Chops06:
Books I would totally readJanuary 2018
31:
Grammy R's Eulogy04:
Skiing in -14 sub-freezing antarctic conditionsNovember 2017
30:
NaBloPoMo Day 3029:
Tom and the cat emojis - The Penultimate Day 29 of NaBloPoMo 28:
Peggle on the Big Screen - Nothing on the Small Screen - NaBloPoMo Day 2827:
My gift from Ella - NaBloPoMo Day 2726:
Things that are Annoying - NaBloPoMo Day 2625:
The guy in our building - NaBloPoMo Day 2524:
Cards Against Humanity Snafu - NaBloPoMo Day 2423:
Practically Swiss - NaBloPoMo Day 2322:
New Blacksmithing Gloves - NaBloPoMo Day 2221:
The Adrenal Years - NaBloPoMo Day 2120:
Big news of the day - NaBloPoMo Day 2019:
Amazon Subscribe & Save can be treacherous - NaBloPoMo Day 1918:
A Few Moments of Comedy at Dangerfields - NaBloPoMo Day 1917:
Where we're at NaBloPoMo - NaBloPoMo Day 1716:
Tom v Old Lady - NaBloPoMo Day 1615:
Poop on the Sidewalk - Hours of Fun -Poo NaBloPoMo Day 1514:
Godspeed, sticky fingers - NaBloPoMo Day 1413:
The time i was (briefly) ahead of Shalane Flanagan - NaBloPoMo Day 1312:
Thor in FiDi with Stacie and Andy - NaBloPoMo Day 1211:
My Listeria Summer, courtesy of Amrita Health Foods - NaBloPoMo Day 1110:
Counting Problems - NaBloPoMo Day 1009:
Does the 5 second rule apply on the subway? - NaBloPoMo Day 908:
Grammy and the fried chicken hors devours - NaBloPoMo Day 807:
I voted today. Once. - NaBloPoMo Day 706:
A Grassy Surprise - NaBloPoMo Day 605:
The Finito Plant Holder Fresh from the Blacksmith Forge - NaBloPoMo Day 504:
Complete Guide to Spying NaBloPoMo Day 403:
Greenpoint Brooklyn: Contemplating Transportation - NaBloPoMo Day 302:
Spreadsheets of Stories - NaBloPoMo - Day 201:
Naked Streaker at the YMCA - NaBloMo Day 1October 2017
24:
Much to consider with these air purifiers12:
The Instant Pot: A Love Note to Beans04:
Two Wished-for WordsSeptember 2017
20:
It's a professional courtesy: Notes from the Atlantic City Half Iron Triathalon18:
Not Veganing12:
Big Night Out - Taking the water taxi to Brooklyn06:
The Flavor of Chocolate "Crick" CookiesAugust 2017
28:
Hence the speed differential17:
Jack and Ella's first game of Dungeons & Dragons July 2017
23:
July at the Furriers06:
LEBNIN, if you pleaseJune 2017
18:
Marcy who are these clowns?May 2017
21:
Very fancy in Carnegie hall14:
On the List of Things Not to Do Again14:
Guest Post by my Pop: The Traffic StopApril 2017
27:
Our Trip to Havana - Jenna StyleMarch 2017
29:
Say what? (English Language Conversation Hour, Part 2)26:
A Tale of Three Rats in the City05:
We make good on Xmas Gifts-- Taking the Niece and Nephews to the Lion KingFebruary 2017
24:
Deep thoughts about why i want a sauna. Or not. 13:
Something -> Dinner -> Dessert -> Drinks = A Decent New York City Night OutJanuary 2017
23:
Marching in the Women's March in Washington, DC: What was it like to be there?07:
Blinded by Broccoli: The Incident with the New BlenderDecember 2016
31:
What to Wear Cross Country Skiing: A Guide for Noobies03:
A Penny Arcade Discussion GuideNovember 2016
30:
We are Concert Champions28:
...and Tom just laughed27:
Things I've Seen on The Sidewalk Lately26:
Changing of the Guard24:
A Righteous Thanksgiving Agenda23:
On top of a mouse chassis22:
Frying Knots in Shoulder Blades21:
Things I am Dealing with Right Now20:
Apps for the stylishly OCD19:
NaBloPoMo at Brunch - Tom and Caroline Help Out18:
WWF Baby Action at the Morgan Library17:
Selecting a Restaurant 10116:
Shirley you must be joking15:
The Grammy Show14:
Do not underestimate the power of lip balm13:
Now that I was a Moth judge and all...12:
Desperately Seeking Peaceful11:
Chopstick Profiled10:
Pet Shop Boys in Morristown, NJ09:
Day-After-The-Election Attempt to Loop Time08:
Arriving at Broadway Theater with Razor Thin Margin07:
Said no one. Ever.06:
Cat's out of the birthday bag05:
Judging the Moth Story Slam04:
Middle of the Road03:
The Manufacturing Furriers at 235 7th Avenue, New York City02:
XYZ PDQ01:
2016 Halloween Recap & First Day of NaBloPoMoOctober 2016
29:
Apple iWatch Review for the Undead09:
Couch Time01:
Pins and Cigarettes and Falling Down the StairsSeptember 2016
20:
Dim Sum at the Golden Unicorn19:
Pop's New Favorie Portmanteau04:
Be still my bleeding alien heart! it's Willow WareAugust 2016
28:
My Ancestory may not be gluten free18:
My First Impressions of Omaha Nebraska10:
Every Four YearsJuly 2016
30:
Gustav Klimt, Dead (and Alive) at the Met Breuer17:
Tom's Birthday Ice Cream Not Cake04:
Distraction Addiction FixJune 2016
19:
Blue Nights and MemoriesMay 2016
27:
My niece and nephew singing Helan Går22:
Garlands of Roses in ChinaTown, Flushing Queens01:
Even better. Birds, the snort and Boaty. McBoatface.April 2016
26:
Guest Post by my Pop: A Response to "Recent Heroics and Impressive Charts and Graphs"23:
Recent heroics and impressive charts and graphs17:
I am the Anti-Whisperer02:
A Review of the Ads on my Kindle. Otherwise Known As: WTF, Amazon?March 2016
20:
A Nosegay in the East Village19:
Reading Lolita in Tehran ... in America04:
Literally Long in the ToothFebruary 2016
07:
Learning English kind of sucks.January 2016
26:
Thanks, Mom10:
Livingroom Sportsing04:
Note to Self: Make Sure Doctor Washes Hands02:
1915-2015. Rest in Peace GrammyDecember 2015
25:
Under the Dining Room Table at Grammy'sNovember 2015
30:
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 30, 205029:
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 29, 205028:
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 28, 205027:
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Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 1, 2050October 2015
15:
so many things to remind me in the future12:
I guess they could have been B&Ts from Metuchen04:
Existential Angst: The Reason I Do Not Tidy UpSeptember 2015
20:
A Burning Question, and Small Rant, about Happy Hours13:
Things I heard recentlyAugust 2015
31:
Waterwart24:
... For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup01:
Wolverine! Otherwise known as Troubles with SwedishJuly 2015
23:
A Training Guide for Spectators of Running Races, Bike Races and Triathalons11:
The Tale of One FingerJune 2015
28:
I have invented "The Plarf" - A Plane-Ready Scarf 10:
The Chair I Bought for Swedish Midsummer in Battery Park04:
Scotland Highlands FAQMay 2015
14:
Urban Hiking Champion05:
It's always a Surprise.April 2015
24:
Grumblecore15:
8 Things I Learned This WeekMarch 2015
30:
I am Dubious about You, Kansas City15:
The Mini-Van ExperimentFebruary 2015
23:
The Mysterious Ski Weekend09:
Bring it in a Covered WagonJanuary 2015
25:
Saturday's Cupboard.11:
The Shirt BongDecember 2014
28:
Cousins Night and the Dangerous Morning Double-Header18:
One angry mammal thing I put a finger on in 2014.November 2014
30:
Enjoying the Thanksgiving Afterglow in a Good Pair of Pants24:
Buffets and Tiny Forks and Skid RowOctober 2014
19:
A Review of An Introduction12:
How to Write an Entitled and Shiftless Personal Non-Essay04:
Things that are DisappointingSeptember 2014
24:
Brewklyn10:
Old Enough to Count06:
One Thing About Men03:
RIP The Popcorn Popper01:
Review of Steve's Review of his Blind DateAugust 2014
23:
Welcome to the Cocktail PartyJuly 2014
23:
Sportsmen like Me12:
A Review of the Real Estate Agent Junk Mail I Received Yesterday06:
Pride and Produce01:
The Disappearance of StarsJune 2014
29:
My Latest Money-Making Scheme24:
Swedish Midsummer in Battery Park 201415:
Istanbul in the RoundMay 2014
18:
Heist victim Andrew. The sequel.April 2014
27:
The Rogue Officiant Dress and Imaginary Conversations22:
Bunny Farts & Friday night with Mom and Dad06:
LinkedIn Profile Picture Fashion TouchéMarch 2014
29:
Powered by the Flu06:
Bubby and the Diamond HorseshoeFebruary 2014
25:
A tiny wad of testosterone causes blindness22:
Maybe Tom should stick with the zombie games...02:
Who hasn't woken up the day after with a glittery dragon tattoo?January 2014
16:
A Review of My Most Regrettable Review in 201303:
Toothbrushing is the new CardioDecember 2013
25:
A Review of Daniel Kitson Analog.ue. And Emoji. November 2013
28:
My Pop, Little Stevie Wonder and JFK12:
Stranded on the Sidewalk on Veterans DayOctober 2013
23:
What I want to be when I grow up09:
Grammy and the Harry Potter Erotica03:
A Review of A Review of Sleep No More | The Honey Badger ChroniclesSeptember 2013
30:
Is Cher an Indian? The Controversy of Cher's Heritage16:
Goooaaaal!11:
Keynote 5 Review, As uploaded to Apple's Feedback Link 04:
Labor Day Weekend SchadenfreudeAugust 2013
15:
The Ass Beneath my Favorite Pull-Up Bar07:
PersonalCapital has bunched up my Lady SkirtJuly 2013
21:
11 Things You Must Know before Traveling to Sweden06:
The 3 Nights of TomJune 2013
24:
Uncle Tom and Aunt Stacey: Best Babysitters Ever04:
The Incident on the subway in 1939 in which Grampy beat up an Irishman. As told by Grammy.May 2013
27:
My Hometown Memorial Day Parade19:
Age before beauty is me on NJTApril 2013
21:
Starlight Girls EP by Starlight Girls | Very Short Music Review21:
Imagine Dragons : Night Vision || Very Short Music Review09:
Nick Waterhouse Thankfully Remembered to Bring his ID to the Mercury Lounge 4/7/2013March 2013
30:
Probably should get out there and clean up before the Easter Egg hunt...16:
Sam Lipsyte, Mike Doughty and Myself at Le Poisson Rouge : "The Fun Parts" Book Tour 05:
Music Reviews on the Short : Vinnie Carauna, Alt-J, Tame Impala, Divine Fits03:
This cherry has a weird pitt. Why are you laughing?February 2013
22:
Field Testing The Woodie05:
As Latin as Victorian CabinetryJanuary 2013
23:
Lord of the Dance Battle13:
My Magical Week06:
drunk [druhngk]. Not an entirely child-friendly dictionary word.December 2012
16:
A Christmas Tree, Pizza, Hank, and a Cupcake Lady Buffet09:
The Mayor Celebrates Silla's Big Ass Birthday PartyNovember 2012
23:
Thank you Hurricane Sandy : Things I found in our house after the power was out for almost 13 days07:
Pop and the Non-TreeOctober 2012
28:
Tom and the Mystery of the Vanishing Purple Underpants22:
If only the rest of the world worked like this...04:
Tom's Head Slightly Injured during Hardcore Ape CaperSeptember 2012
17:
My Mother. Smack Talker.11:
Jackson and the McNeilus Rear LoaderAugust 2012
28:
On the Bolt Bus to Boston. A Transcript.02:
Circa 1981: Another visit to the ER for NutchieJuly 2012
04:
Dizzying ScansmanshipJune 2012
28:
Your father claps when he sleeps10:
Review of the play Hoaxocaust :: Calling it a satire doesn't spin epiphanies from flaxen strands of bombast.07:
BTW - I opened up a little antique mart in your old closet. Love Mom.May 2012
27:
The little ones are fast, fluffy and evil14:
The Avengers : My report, etcetera05:
Thunderbolts and Lightning at Lip Syncho de Mayo!April 2012
24:
Killing it Softly at sexo de Syncho Lip Syncho De Mayo14:
The Magic of Friday NightMarch 2012
07:
Stressing out about friends who lie in wait for me to fail at being their friendFebruary 2012
25:
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas because it can't figure out how to get out.05:
Watch out for elevator doors01:
Skiing with Mom and DadJanuary 2012
26:
Not so fast, Nuchie19:
January 14 Scandinavian Club minutes02:
A rare and spectacular clusterfuck : Bring it on Minus the BearDecember 2011
28:
Umbrella Scandal declared Completely Outrageous by Melissa18:
Tom's Charity #Fail04:
This fricassee tastes like paperNovember 2011
13:
Meeting Minutes: Scandinavian Club : November 12, 2011October 2011
30:
Banned for Life by NYC Tarot Reading Practice Club : The Triumph of my Ejection23:
At Least I Can See The Crazed Woodsman Clearly22:
Really Awesome Marmot Victimized by Hoary Squirrel : Episode 1.1 : Real Rodents of the Savannah09:
Swedish Club Minutes 10-8-1108:
It's like the Scapel of FlashlightsSeptember 2011
17:
Caught in a Web of LiesAugust 2011
25:
My Dad. Kardashian. NBA.14:
Tripping the Light Fantastic in Zumba Class07:
Is there a 3 foot tall doctor in the house with a solid right hook?July 2011
24:
Where can I buy Stiletto Pumps for my Drag Queen Ferret?07:
Carpe Diem Freaky Morning PeopleJune 2011
25:
Heja Sverige! Swedish Midsummer in New York City11:
The Resplendent Bidet05:
Manhattan Mayhem vs Queens of Pain : Color Commentary and Hotpant MongeringMay 2011
29:
5 Things that Chap My Hide15:
Game on Gotham Girls Roller Derby Girls!April 2011
12:
The New York of the SouthMarch 2011
27:
When Raw Doesn't Hide21:
Foiled Again by the Golden Child15:
The Golden Child would Never LOL08:
I'm not a spacial relations genius, unlike some peopleFebruary 2011
20:
Crack iPhone Care Mystery01:
Steadfast and SchwettyJanuary 2011
29:
Into the Lair of Werewolf Boy14:
Going to Hell on a Hand ScooterDecember 2010
30:
Quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice11:
Bringing 'em up RightNovember 2010
03:
The Green Fairy on All Hallow's EveSeptember 2010
04:
Doing the Boonton CarnivalAugust 2010
09:
90 is the New 80July 2010
26:
Show Me Some Fashion ShitMay 2010
23:
Jim, get in there and rustle out those lionsApril 2010
18:
Boston. Instant Feedback.04:
A Triptych of Incidents that Happened Outside The Blue StoreMarch 2010
09:
The Hippest Thing We've Ever DoneJanuary 2010
24:
Take the Last Train to Yorkville10:
And the Funk Squirted Out at Authur's TavernDecember 2009
16:
Three Penny DayNovember 2009
15:
Edward Cullen twizzling about Emerald CityOctober 2009
12:
Heat it and Beat ItSeptember 2009
29:
Don't Mess with the Bubby05:
Tom: DisrobingAugust 2009
30:
Barney's NY Warehouse Sale :: Whatever the Opposite of Love Is23:
Movies IV: While Watching Chocolat16:
Movies III: Favorite Fights!14:
Movies II: Dad’s Top Three Favorite War Movies10:
Movies I : The Dangers of Eavesdropping : Mom, Dad and Tom on the Porch : A Transcript01:
Gagging on Pungant Pine NeedlesJuly 2009
18:
Getting your priorities straight when you are 9612:
And Where Were You When You Heard Michael Jackson Died?June 2009
29:
Adventures in why I need a new car18:
Because I'm Allergic to Sulfites Like That11:
Review: City of New YorkMay 2009
30:
Yelp Review of "Just Shades" -- a Specialty Store in SoHo30:
Found! Data for Future Taxidermic Analysis24:
Right-handed Smithie Glove Problem: A Study16:
Guest Post by Pop: The History of "The Tub"10:
Snuff Film at Lip Syncho De MayoApril 2009
24:
Bubby R, Mama & the Birds and the Birds21:
Non-Morning Person Waiting Room Smackdown19:
The Paradox: We Consider Worthless What Has Made us Rich12:
Off the Grid with a Purple Lampshade09:
Low Speed Mayhem in a Foot Cast:: On the Road with Pop04:
It's Not Easy Growing Up GreenMarch 2009
28:
A Weekend at Pukle's: The Woes of Irony24:
Further Analysis on Conversation: A Research Project22:
You are an Egg. Get a Timer: A Research Project19:
Andrew Gets his Watch: The Untold Story14:
Uncle Ronnie's Childhood Memories12:
Bubby R Recognizes Exellent Cross-Dressing09:
Synchronized Swimming in Marigot Bay, St. Lucia.09:
The Gift of the Flower07:
A Terrible Idea05:
Crafty Upstate New Yorker Selects Stalker to Pet SitFebruary 2009
28:
Wearing my Spy Pants in Nooch22:
Saturday Night Flashback14:
60's Party Prep and a Lesson in Cardigan Appreciation08:
Local Instigator Makes Trouble at CMoM Children's Museum04:
Summer of '76: Projectile Beetles vs. Pantyhose02:
For All You Grocery Shoppers... Breaking Laces at the Rockwood Music HallJanuary 2009
25:
ADT Sticker Deters New Jersey Jungle Creatures25:
Found! Data for Future Taxidermic Analysis18:
Free Hot Dogs and Raw Sugah Any Day of the Week13:
Safe Driving Tip for Human LoversDecember 2007
09:
Rutgers University Big Chill 5k 2007 : Running with Randy Stine06:
Maybe Just a Tiny Bit OCD... But I Say Pop is a World-Class Duathlete01:
JP Morgan Chase Incites Terror Amongst the Trees : An Investigative ReportNovember 2007
27:
Auspicious Things24:
Dad : Suburban Treasure Hunter21:
Me at Morris County Farms Today: Thanksgiving Eve18:
My Hero Tom Qualifies for Boston at the Philadelphia Marathon: November 18, 2007 + Philadelphia Marathon Review17:
Out and About with Afrodite in Soho : The Earth Room by Walter De Maria14:
Meme-oriable Meme13:
My Mother's Shit List: East Coast Plumbing Suppliers11:
11|11 Today is Corduroy Appreciation Day10:
Motion City Soundtrack / Mae / Anberlin @ Roseland Ballroom, November 907:
Things Tom Would Put in his Man Purse (if he had one)05:
Coat Rack Fait Accompli Despite Summer Off03:
Suzanne's B-Day: Festive at 3 West*01:
Two Trick or Treaters Score BigOctober 2007
30:
I think I cracked my head28:
Do you know what hellenistic means? Study up before you venture into the New Greek and Roman Galleries at the Metropolitan Museum of Art26:
New Pornographers Headline @ Webster Hall, October 2425:
The Indolence of Emma Pollack @ Webster Hall October 2423:
"Going Hiking," as defined by Melissa, Attorney-at-Law20:
The 911 Quiz Bowl20:
Sethie Hasn't Slept Much18:
Things I Have Given Up17:
Tres Fancy Thursday on Wall Street14:
Things that Rinse the Poison from Your Blood13:
"Where's my Office?"10:
Titans of Grammy : Touché07:
Kiwanis Club Country Squire 10K Run in Convent Station06:
The Midnight Fisticuffs of Slumbering Tom: Excruciating Ways to Let your Inner Brawler Shine.03:
Grammy Thomas Lived Through the Great Depression : PowerCake Storage01:
Fireside Talks with Grampy T about The Steering Wheel that Saved his LifeSeptember 2007
25:
A Series: My Grammy Loves Me23:
Adventures in Natural Selection : Begetting Today Easier Than Before22:
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop: Advice for the Poofy Kung Fu Apprentices21:
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop: Reeling in Road Rabbits19:
Safety First at David's Surprise Birthday Party14:
Subject: Andrew Loves His New Employer for Unfortunate Reasons13:
Single-Handedly turning our Globe into a Deluxe Baked Good12:
A Buck for a Cluck08:
Armed and Legged Guard Ensures Bountiful Harvest06:
Little League Side Show Politically Correct Situation03:
Prague in Retrospect : Disneyland-esque Gilded ShadowboxAugust 2007
31:
Live from Prague : Rick Steves' Prague 2007 Book Review30:
Live from Prague : What is the Fat Content of a Wanger?29:
Live from Prague : The Fattened Foreigners27:
Say Hello to Prague25:
Steel Train / Piebald / the Format at Webster Hall, August 2124:
The Ominous Portent of Potato Salad19:
Entering the Ownage Phase : A New Chapter in the Raccoon Chronicles17:
My Violently Jostled Ass15:
Cravable Talent with Foam14:
Night Vision and Crankypants and Corey Hart11:
Toppling Into One of Those Gaping English Language Pitfalls10:
On the Phone with Grampy : Fresh Ink09:
Hanging Around in the Spring Chicken Ward07:
On Becoming a Grandpa05:
Was I Dressed Like a Tourist?04:
Like a Suicide Bomber02:
I Need This like I Need a Hole in my HouseJuly 2007
31:
My Mamma Told Me30:
In Your Dreams: Moby Bear and Captain Tomhab28:
Everything Everything Everything Ten Pounds of Baby Must Have27:
Sethie Greenlights Babies 'R Us25:
Tom: Nudists and the Tour de France25:
Why is There a Pancake in the Silverware Drawer?23:
Tom on Bringin' Sexy Back22:
The Ponys feat. Jay Reatard / TurboFruits at the Bowery BallRoom21:
The Unanswered Questions : Museum of Modern Art feat. my friend Afrodite17:
Summer Stage in Central Park : The Decemberists feat. Grizzly Bear15:
Tour de Fred14:
My Mother's Shit List12:
Hootenanny in Pointy Shoes10:
I've Got My Eye on You08:
Tales from the Forest in which I Jog on the Weekends07:
I Don’t Know What Your Problem is, But I Bet It's Hard to Pronounce05:
Passive-Agressive Post-It Note Stuck to Coffee Cup:04:
Where is the Captain of My Brainship? : A Documentary01:
Me and My iPhoneJune 2007
30:
Did You Have a Fight with an Engorged Tick?28:
Alex, the Dumb-Ass Cat26:
The Moral of the Story about the Dog in the Jungle24:
The Best Party Favor Ever23:
Rockstar Tom v The Globe21:
My Mother's Shit List19:
Oh right, I think I saw them waiting in the "don't tell my sister this" ward18:
Only Benedict Arnold Floors it and then Squeals on his Brakes in Five Seconds to Sit at a Red Light16:
Dear Diary : Rhymes with Cheetos.16:
Dear Diary : Nerdy G-Rated Sexcapades15:
Ted Nugent and Bat-Shit Crazy Old Ladies : Two Peas in a Pod14:
I'm a clutch bedlamite12:
Choose Your Weapon11:
Table of Malcontents10:
The Flower House09:
The Princeton Fete 10K Road Race06:
Pan's Labyrinth : Flick Review05:
Grammy-San and the Art of Gracious Conversation03:
Fun Facts about Alimony02:
Poison Dart Frogs01:
Bright Eyes @ Town Hall in Midtown / May 29May 2007
25:
Pants Emergency down at the Traction Line Trail24:
This Mysterious Universe22:
The Hazards of Projectile Splooge in the Garden21:
Tom "the Cat Whisperer" Speaks on Behalf of Alex "the Wild-Ass Cat."19:
Socratic Irony : Not Just for Ancient Greek Philosophers18:
Advice from Mom : Alex v Cat Cage17:
The Vetrinarian Horror Show : This is not for the squeamish. Not for the faint of heart.14:
Alice in Wonderland Has Carrabeaners attached to her Pants12:
My Mother's Shit List10:
Lip-Syncho De Mayo06:
A Spectator's Observations : NJ Devilman Triathalon04:
The Pluckemin Inn : Scoop Central03:
Suddenly, The Audi Runs Out of Gas01:
Tom Talks : An Exposé : First Quarter 2007April 2007
29:
Tom's Mom Requests A Little Help with Her Computer : Tom to the Rescue26:
Tom and his PS3: World Series Performance... Except no.24:
Live Music Review : Tokyo Police Club23:
Songs for Astral Travel20:
Movie Review : Scratch20:
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part 3 : The Emergence18:
75% Movie Review: Tenacious D - Pick of Destiny16:
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part 2 : The Situation14:
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part I : The Origin13:
Live Music Review : Ra Ra Riot12:
Ironman Sethie10:
Live Music Review : We're Marching On08:
Coloring Eggs with Mary04:
Raccoon Chronicles: Tom Employs High Technology02:
Attention Lipsynchers!March 2007
31:
Crayons + Tunes = Good Times31:
The Jungle Book Rocks30:
Beck Befuddled by Tricky Consonants29:
Saw This on a T-Shirt. Find It Hilarious.27:
It's Contagious26:
Six Key Facts about Andrew25:
Belt Me24:
Stink Attack22:
Daylight Savings Time Sabotages First Date with Future Husband18:
Birthday Interview with a Grammy18:
Tom and his PS3: Gran Turismo Makes Me Nauseous16:
On the Phone with Dad and his Computer - 1:30:1215:
Congrats, You're an Asshole in the Gym14:
Raccoon Gang Tags Basement as Turf12:
Andrew Post : Essential Vocabulary09:
Tom Comments on his Mornings Full of Sunshine08:
They're Here... (again).08:
Happida Birthday Kerry!06:
Tom and his PS3: Almost Gran Turismo04:
Birthday Profile of Lynn:: 50 Years is a Long Time04:
Lawyer JokeMarch 2007
02:
Two Tales of My Underwear01:
The Show Will Go On : Behind the MusicFebruary 2007
27:
The Show Will Go On26:
Tom and his PS3 - Alone Time: Not Always Desirable25:
(Do You?) Wish You Were Here22:
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop20:
The Dangers of Being a Repo Man in Pennsylvania Dutch Country19:
Me vs Heidi17:
Minutes of Meeting / George & Martha's / 7:30PM15:
Substantial Earnings Report13:
Tom and his PS3: Comments on the Topic of Skinny Dudes with No Shirts11:
The Tournament of Andrew10:
New Year's Resolution06:
Bowling for the Birthday Bird04:
Open message to my bandmates:03:
The cat frolicked about, as cats are wont to do01:
I am More Inspirational than a Personal TrainerJanuary 2007
31:
The Dialog: Tom and his PS328:
Kitchen diaries27:
Tom Finally Pulls the Trigger on the PS320:
Memories of the Seventies... Gartz Crashes the Garden Party11:
Recounting Yesterday. One Funeral, Two Cars, Three Noteworthy Incidents06:
Music Award Show / December 200601:
The Mystery of the Green Red LightDecember 2006
27:
Hot Stuff26:
Cops: The First Encounter25:
Overheard at the YMCA23:
The Regifting of the Clapper17:
Abby-dextrous17:
The Blind Shitzu in the Basement17:
Hazardous Waste after Band Practice17:
HIghlight of the Xmas Party09:
The Rutger's Facilities Racing Team Competes in The Big Chill-5kNovember 2006
26:
The Raccoon Chronicles25:
The plight of the immigrant25:
Manuel Razor
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