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March 2025
16:  
Tango after dark except I went to the matinee and therefore it was light out

February 2025
23:  
The incident in the Garnet Hill Lodge
23:  
Cross Country Skiing at Garnet Hill - It was good.
18:  
Went to Met with Bruce to see Casper David Friedrich

January 2025
26:  
Yesterday, I was hunted down at Danielle's birthday scavenger hunt.

December 2024
21:  
Tom went out running without his ear buds and he probably won't do it again

November 2024
30:  
My NaBloPoMo Triumph! Five years running, I have achieved 30 posts in 30 days - NaBloPoMo Day 30
29:  
Trying to catch a subway after midnight by Columbus Circle - NaBloPoMo Day 29
28:  
I bought some scissors and had a flashback - NaBloPoMo Day 28
27:  
Having brunch with my Swedish Friend and the Japanese Table - NaBloPoMo Day 27
26:  
Graham Crackers and Caroline is in town - NaBloPoMo Day 26
25:  
How you know there's a soccer field on a pier - NaBloPoMo Day 25
24:  
I will never tire of this view - NaBloPoMo Day 24
23:  
That one time i went to the Brazilian Consulate in Midtown Manhattan - NaBloPoMo Day 23
22:  
My grandma's Thanksgiving Cactus is blooming - NaBloPoMo Day 22
21:  
The 7 mile urban hike including two failed missions enroute - NaBloPoMo Day 21
20:  
Currently Captivated by The Dance pt 1 - NaBloPoMo 20
19:  
Mostly Failing the Test at the Salon - NaBloPoMo Day 19
18:  
Look at this taxidermy marvel! NaBloPoMo Day 18
17:  
Indoor farming season is all year round - NaBloPoMo 17
16:  
fountain pens forevah for better for worse - NaBloPoMo Day 16
15:  
I found black shoe polish in a bag in the closet and polished up some footwear! NaBloPoMo Day 15
14:  
The 2024 Adventure: Hiking the Giraffe Path in Upper Manhattan - Part one & Part Deux - NaBloPoMo 14
13:  
Living in Manhattan is good for seeing friends - NaBloPoMo 13
12:  
What others are doing rn - i.e. - photos that were texted to me today - NaBloPoMo Day 12
11:  
Ole Aakjaer show in Tribeca - Day 11
10:  
Yep I voted and I also was very helpful - NaBloPoMo Day 10
09:  
Watching the NYC Marathon and getting all "I love New York" about it - NaBloPoMo Day 9
08:  
in other nothing to do with climate change news.... NaBloPoMo Day 8
07:  
I stayed at the Watergate Hotel! NaBloPoMo Day 7
06:  
Fifteen Years of Novembers - NaBloPoMo Day 6
05:  
The family party - a little tale I've been meaning to tell for awhile - NaBloPoMo Day 5
04:  
NaBloPoMo Day 4 - The dude in Row 6 at the conference
03:  
Not sure if they were dates? NaBloPoMo Day 3
02:  
NaBloPoMo Day 2 Seeing Sunset Blvd with the book club
01:  
NaBloPoMo Day 1 - Kicking off National Blog Post Month with my new Bonzai Jade Plant hobby

September 2024
28:  
Feeling a little like Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High at the conference the other day.
22:  
Who Knew we needed a Little Island?
05:  
Three Random Things Driving into the City today

August 2024
18:  
Horse Meat & also, we went to see a Phillies baseball game with pop and the fam

July 2024
28:  
Let's hear it for New York New York New York
21:  
The guy who almost fell off a cliff
05:  
No fireworks on the beach in Oregon. Ha.

June 2024
22:  
It's been 3 times in a week with the tears of people in the vicinity
08:  
We need to store some wax heads

May 2024
26:  
It was kinda fun even though I hated every minute of it in theory

April 2024
27:  
Gen Z in the salon waiting room
07:  
The Earthquake in NYC!

March 2024
10:  
Going to see the Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Girl in Savannah

February 2024
25:  
Flaco the Owl died. Also congestion cats. I mean taxes.
11:  
Smelling the drill sergeants in the Marines

January 2024
20:  
January in NYC and I went outside

November 2023
30:  
That would be "Will" Actually - NaBloPoMo 30 - The finale
29:  
My Plants... Except here's some knife wielding photos NaBloPoMo 29
28:  
What's up with people & what they post in the college alumni news section - NaBloPoMo 28
27:  
I actually saw the Henry Taylor show in previews - NaBlPoMo 27
26:  
Ordering the fancy beans because I’m worth it - NaBloPoMo 26
25:  
It *would* actually be a troublesome name for a dog - NaBloPoMo 25
24:  
Are you kidding me with this ceiling fan light already? NaBloPoMo 24
23:  
Thanksgiving NaBloPoMo 23
22:  
Relics from last century NaBlPoMo 22
21:  
Growing my own crops of smoothie NaBloPoMo 21
20:  
mowing down someone on the escalator and other micro aggressions NaBloPoMo 20
19:  
Turn Signals for the maybe maybe sub-reddit - NaBloPoMo 19
18:  
The Secret of Yayoi Kusama in Pittsburgh - NaBloPoMo 18
17:  
That time we went to Cuba - NaBloPoMo 17
16:  
I attended a Scandinavian Happy Hour NaBloPoMo 16
15:  
More with the Brawling Babies - NaBloPoMo 15
14:  
I do not have covid - NaBloPoMo 14
13:  
I'm exhausted from going to Philadelphia yesterday - NaBloPoMo - 13
12:  
Headed up to Storm King a couple weekends ago - NaBloPoMo 12
11:  
Double Big Day today!! NaBloPoMo 11
10:  
I'm a fan of these sleep headphones! - NaBloPoMo 10
09:  
Puzzle I kind of want to be in - NaBloPoMo 9
08:  
Stories I have told Tom before (Probably More than Once but Who's Counting?) - NaBloPoMo 8
07:  
Staring Contests in our extremely expensive hotel room in Newport RI a couple weeks ago - NaBloPoMo 7
06:  
Almost Getting Stuck in the Elevator Like Johnny Quinn, Olympic Bob Sledder - NaBloPoMo 6
05:  
When visiting NYC -- Don't even bother trying to dress like you're *not* a tourist - NaBloPoMo 5
04:  
Pop realizes We're not in the Suburbs Anymore - NaBloPoMo 4
03:  
The U-Haul in the Halloween Parade - NaBloPoMo 3
02:  
Shamelessly Cheating at Wordle - NaBloPoMo 2
01:  
Our neighbors have this thing in their front yard - NaBloPoMo 1

October 2023
09:  
We went to Pittsburgh and encountered the Eye of Sauron - Pittsburgh style
01:  
Touring around Red Hook

September 2023
17:  
And just like that all my free time went up in a puff of smoke due to this freaking "word puzzle"

August 2023
27:  
Group Projects in New York City this Weekend
20:  
My secret code .... otherwise known as cursive.
20:  
My very first joke, irl

July 2023
30:  
Kids these Days - How you know who is over 45 at the Cure Concert
16:  
It's probably not the same guy, but it's a better story if it is. Watching Musical Theater at 59e59 and also the Aston Martin Showroom.
09:  
Yacht Rock and Getting Stuck in the Subway

June 2023
25:  
Making it back to NYC from DC in record time, because, the Cure at MSG!
03:  
in pursuit of Magic in New York City

May 2023
27:  
I have a chia pet that is otherwise known as "the floor of my kitchen"
13:  
Attending the Opera last week

April 2023
22:  
the morning of Tom's colonoscopy
02:  
We just got back from Austin TX

March 2023
05:  
Our right heels hurt and we think its because of New Orleans

February 2023
26:  
We went to 9 mardi gras parades in three days with my friend Greg I met at D&D Summer Camp
26:  
That first time in New Orleans with the whole fambo after the timeshare purchase
11:  
My consulting rate is candy. Preferably Swedish.

January 2023
28:  
Birthday Parties in Bars
07:  
Maybe I should go on facebook more...

November 2022
29:  
Swedish Snaps! Meaning Aquavit except not always aquavit NaBloPoMo 29
29:  
Pop left his sunglasses here after Thanksgiving NaBloPoMo 28
27:  
Photo Album from Sweden Re-emerges and wow the hair! NaBlPoMo 27
26:  
An Evening at the Met Museum of Art
25:  
Rollerskating in Central Park -- NaBloPoMo 25
24:  
Rowing on Thanksgiving! NaBloPoMo 24
23:  
The Origin of the Name of my old Band. NaBloPoMo 23
22:  
Pop's Wrap Around Shades. NaBloPoMo 22
21:  
New York City in the Moonlight NaBloPoMo 21
20:  
Friendsgiving in Queens. NaBloPoMo 20
19:  
Today I found a blueberry at the bottom of my coffee cup. NaBloPoMo 19
18:  
Elon is back. NaBloPoMo 18
17:  
Life changing nature of a phone stand NaBlPoMo 16
16:  
From the bike lanes of New York City... . NaBloPoMo 16
15:  
DogLoin = Not a Word. Allegedly. NaBloPoMo 15
14:  
I needed some hazmat socks NaBloPoMo 14
13:  
A Rant about Museum Memberships featuring MoMA, the Met, the Morgan Library and Fotografiska NYC NaBloPoMo 13
12:  
Wolfgang Tillman with Bruce and then with Claudia Day 11 & 12
10:  
Cannot get enough of the Twitter implosion NaBloPoMo 10
09:  
Grammy and Gramps jitterbugging at our wedding
08:  
So many things! NaBloPoMo 8
07:  
Pachinko in the Basement- NaBlPoMo 7
06:  
NYC Marathon Day! NaBloPoMo 6
05:  
Rats! In Brooklyn! Also Trey’s mom adopted a Raccoon NaBloPoMo Day 5
04:  
oh shit moments with Invisalgin NaBloPoMo Day 4
03:  
NaBloPoMo 2022 Strategy NaBloPoMo 3
02:  
Meanwhile, Back on the Ring Camera for Trick-or-Treating NaBloPoMo Day 2
01:  
The Halloween Parade NaBloPoMo Day 1

October 2022
27:  
The Fantastic Travels of Tom's Missing Earpod
08:  
Chicago for a change

September 2022
18:  
The Invisalign paradox of Time

August 2022
28:  
The Lead up to Pop's Surprise Birthday Party
12:  
the Yacht Rock concert with Stace & Andy & also a Yacht Rock.

July 2022
23:  
Tom is a certified bourbon professional now and also, New York City is #1
17:  
The Boys Next Door
09:  
Fireworks in a Can and/or laughing so hard it became a core exercise

June 2022
28:  
Fairly ridiculous timing for two vaccinations and some dental work
21:  
I wasn't picking peaches
20:  
A little obsessed with rocks

May 2022
28:  
Doing the Sardine Dance at the Art Festival
15:  
Moving down the street

April 2022
24:  
The Perils of Big Garbage Day
15:  
My Grandma, Not Roberta
15:  
Family weekend in the city

March 2022
20:  
How to Party and/or Not Party in Palm Springs
12:  
Never trust a man with two first names

February 2022
26:  
Lessons learned while giving the niece a few things from my closet

February 2022
19:  
U2 Joshua Tree Re-Enactment in Joshua Tree National Park
13:  
Turns out I'm not the only one who gets lost in Brooklyn

January 2022
30:  
Chelsea the Day before the Big Snow Storm
15:  
Everybody is moving out, and by "everybody" I mean us and the two old guys across the hall

December 2021
19:  
An Update on the Trojan Rabbit on W 17th Street
19:  
Grammy's Cup from Edinburgh Just Broke
11:  
Yeah, probably shoulda bought me an Ole Aakjer way back then

November 2021
30:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.30 Thank you and goodnight
29:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.29 The non-incident in the parking lot
28:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.28 Tom and the Crack between the Sofa Cushions
27:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.27 Saturday Night in the Middle of a Four (4) Day Weekend
26:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.26 Solving for Acid Reflux - My Very Own PSA
25:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.25 Happy Thanksgiving!
24:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.24 The 'rents talk about an incident this morning at their retirement community
23:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.23 On the list of things that have never happened
22:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.22 We found Monty Python's Wooden Rabbit Abandoned on 17th Street
21:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.21 We will drink tea from the skulls of our enemies
20:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.20 I guess everybody loves the ice capades?
19:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.19 the Norwegian Seamens Church Holiday Fair
18:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.18 When the anesthesiologist doesn't know who he's dealing with
17:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.17 Oh and also, I don't actually speak Vampire
16:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.16 Discovery of Witches Vampires vs Twilight Vampires vs Vampire Diaries Vampires, etc.
15:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.15 A tale of two companies in a pandemic and afterwards: Who Gives A Crap vs Fresh Direct
14:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.14 Band Night
13:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.13 Clearing out my home office
12:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.12 I'm incredibly inspirational apparently and also I save turtles
11:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.11 Happy Corduroy Day, especially you Italians.
10:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.10 Things We Saw in the Bronx Botanical Garden.
09:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.9 Busier than a One Legged Man in a Kicking Contest
08:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.8 One Sneaker can really spruce up a nest.
07:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.7 The Probability of a Successful Escape to New Jersey in a Kayak
06:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.6 Feeling very pleased with myself about the paint colors
05:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.5 Are you kidding me with the one lemon in a box?
04:  
NaBloPoMo 2021.4 Getting our house painted and getting asphyxiated
03:  
NABLOPOMO 2021.3: Out of body experience at the virtual conference
02:  
NABLOPOMO 2021.2: NaBloPoMo Kick-Off Post - because Yesterday's Day 1 Post was about the Halloween Parade
01:  
NABLAPOMO 2021.1 Day after the NYC Halloween Parade

October 2021
17:  
Again with Pop and the flights of stairs
17:  
3 Manhattan Museums in One Day with Mom & Dad - The Banksy Exhibit on 6th, the Met and the Whitney
10:  
We did a lot of walking around lower manhattan yesterday

September 2021
26:  
On the Ocassion of the 20th anniversary of 9/11: This is My Memory
11:  
A Cubicle in the Cupboard under the Stairs at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

August 2021
29:  
The Kingston Tour Guide discusses going "Glamping" in Air Quotes
29:  
Glamping upstate at Hutton Brickyards for our anniversary
29:  
John Chamberlain's Curlicues at Dia:Beacon
15:  
Beating the family at Chinese Checkers in Upstate NY -- On a brand new Chinese Checkerboard.

July 2021
26:  
Learning Braille with Pop. Sort of.
18:  
Tom's Amazing Birthday in Hudson
12:  
working it in a torrential downpour in Chelsea NYC

June 2021
19:  
Taking the Ferry to the Sculpture Park in Astoria Queens

May 2021
30:  
Speaking of cursive handwriting and things in boxes in the basement
30:  
Write it 100 times as your punishment. Otherwise known as things my grandma saved for 70 years.
08:  
Going Clubbing

April 2021
25:  
Taking Art Appreciation Classes in Quarantine
18:  
An email to Michele from 2006, 15 years after we hung out together in Seattle. Now it's 30 years since we hung out in Seattle.
17:  
The Mystery of the Split Pea in the Shower
04:  
My Dialect - The Official Report

March 2021
28:  
New York City Restaurants out on the Street - Part 2
28:  
Movies IV - Family Favorite Escape Movies
14:  
Tom is Reading Jonathan Safran Foer Extremely Slowly and Incredibly Far Away from his Face
07:  
Cross Country Skiing at High Point in New Jersey

February 2021
27:  
We're Maximalists
21:  
Little home on the suburban prairie -- otherwise known as getting the kitchen remodeled
08:  
Bruce and I go to the Met and do not see the "About Time" exhibit
07:  
Non-Memorabilia from the Pandemic
04:  
Shovel Vigilantes in Chelsea, Manhattan

January 2021
23:  
Moonstruck during Lockdown - A Review
17:  
Blacksmiths have the best phone charging stands.
03:  
Things to do on a Saturday in Chelsea in the middle of a pandemic

December 2020
19:  
Surrealist Objects at MoMA with Wanda and Derek

November 2020
30:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 And It's a Wrap!
29:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Penultimate NaBloPoMo
28:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 I told Renya I'm getting into Brooches
27:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 My Grandpa's Navy Jacket from WW2
26:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Zoom Thanksgiving
25:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Pants before Thanksgiving
24:  
NaBloPo 2020 New Sofa in the New Morning Room
23:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 I made a little shelf!
22:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 My Pop is often Fluorescent
21:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The time my passport was stolen in Sweden by Gypsies
20:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Meanwhile, in the city...
19:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 NaBloPoMo Considerations and Musings
18:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 In honor of the Queen's Gambit, let's consider the Mechanical Turk
17:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 This was a ridiculous conversation in hindsight
16:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The First Time I drove Aunt Holly's VW Station Wagon
15:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Origins of Potato Rock
14:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Art Tour
13:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Restaurant Landgrab
12:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Tom's New Airpod. Singular.
11:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Weather in Reykjavík
10:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Freakishly Warm Weather
09:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Potato Rock Hijinks
08:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 The Art at MoMA I managed to find
07:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 November 7 - Election Day is OVER!
06:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 : Autumnal Allergy Situation Report
05:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 This Purell Ad is a slow motion train wreck and I can't look away
04:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 4 Just finished reading the ancient book Mom dropped off
03:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 3: Election Day
02:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 2: Things Tom Said He Saw While Running the NYC Virtual Marathon Saturday
01:  
NaBloPoMo 2020 Day 1: The Not-Really Virtual NYC Marathon

October 2020
25:  
Adventuring into the hinterlands of brooklyn yesterday.
18:  
Why I blame kookslams for my sour mood this morning
11:  
Tom, disney princess

September 2020
27:  
Back at the Met!
05:  
Apparently there are two Dr. Greens at that hospital

August 2020
29:  
Nudie people in the hallway
16:  
Glimmering Mystery of Aunt Holly's handbag - Solved!
13:  
They're Thirsty. Apparently.
10:  
Quarantining with Fountain Pens. Obviously.
09:  
Mom and Dad Driving around in an SPF-60 Coniferous Bush

July 2020
18:  
The Plague Diaries Day 126: Tom's Morton Toe in Quarantine
18:  
The Plague Diaries Day 126: Tinnitus in Quarantine and My Harrowing Misadventure at the local ENT and Allergy NJ Doctor
11:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 119 The House Tote and The House Shoes
06:  
The Plague Diaries Day 114: Return to New York City

June 2020
28:  
The Plague Diaries Day 106: Pop Wins Old Folks Step Competition
27:  
The Plague Diaries Day 105: Three Exciting Things in Quarantine
17:  
The Plague Diaries Day 95: Frog and Turtle Imitations
07:  
The Plague Diaries Day 85: Nothing Like Getting a Reputation
07:  
The Plague Diaries Day 85: So Much for Tom's Bird Feeders

May 2020
23:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 70 Birds, Bees and the Groundhog, but not in that order
09:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 56 A lot of Talk Lately about Pants
03:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 50 The Very Short Story of the Stinkbug in the Bathroom and his Untimely Demise

April 2020
26:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 43 Escalating Headsuit problems
18:  
The Plague Diaries Day 35: This is for the Birds
12:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 28 Easter Breakfast in Quarantine
11:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 27 Virtual Birthday Parties - FAQ
04:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 21 Settling in for the Long Haul

March 2020
29:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 15 - Reminiscing about our Last Hurrah at Veronika
28:  
Plague Diaries: Day 14 - Tom on the Plague Diaries and the Japanese Toilet
27:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 13 Decontaminating my new house shoes. Also, Pilates.
24:  
The Plague Diaries Day 10: I had a plan that didn't pan out with the Amazon boxes
23:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 9 It's all a Cat Conspiracy
22:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 8 The Virtual Happy Hour learning curve.
22:  
The Plague Diaries: Day 7 - Email Ettiquette and the Problem with 120 Free Emojis
15:  
The Plague Diaries - Day 2 - The COVID-19 Homestead
10:  
The Invisible Man meets the Bed Bug Oven
10:  
Tom dreams he has plans

February 2020
17:  
Tom’s first week of retirement
08:  
John Singer Sargent and a Very Unpleasant Woman at the Morgan Library

January 2020
25:  
Morning Calisthenics and TED Talks
25:  
Why I suffer from Beep-Triggered Anxiety -- Bumpy the Vacuum Robot "I'm Stuck" A Documentary
18:  
Trip to the Fountain Pen Hospital to Buy Jack a Fountain Pen
05:  
Tom's Report on Neighborhood Christmas Decorations

December 2019
22:  
Tom Makes Rainbow Jello for Wanda and Derek's Retro Night

November 2019
30:  
NaBloPoMo Day 30! I just want to thank...
29:  
NaBloPoMo Day 29: Penultimate National Blog Post Month Entry Also known as Phoning It In
28:  
NaBloPo Day 28: My brother cheats at game of spoons after Thanksgiving Dinner
27:  
NaBloPoMo Day 27 : Hafez and the Irish
26:  
NaBloPoMo Day 26: Ancient things I found in a Coat Pocket
25:  
NaBloPoMo Day 25: Coffee in the Acela Lounge at Penn Station

November 2019
24:  
NaBloPoMo Day 24: Bettye Saar at MoMA
23:  
NaBloPoMo Day 23: Loopstore Review - Does Size Matter?
22:  
NaBloMoPo Day 22: Super Spirographs and Two Bars in Midtown
21:  
NaBloPoMo Day 21 : Non-Optimal Theater Seating
20:  
NaBloPoMo Day 20: You know you're special when...
19:  
NaBloPoMo Day 19: Cat TV
18:  
NaBloPoMo Day 18: Tom and the Snake
17:  
NaBloPoMo Day 17: Over at the Whitney with the Mayor
16:  
NaBloPoMo Day 16: A Little TMI Around Tom's Office
15:  
NaBloPoMo Day 15: Half Way through the Month & Barney's is closing
14:  
NaBloPoMo Day 14: On the Sidewalk out front the Rainbow Junction on 8th Ave in Chelsea
13:  
NaBloPoMo Day 13 : Matt in Magnolia Bakery
12:  
NaBloPoMo Day 12 : Full Moon Candle Explodes
11:  
NaBloPoMo Day 11 : Corduroy Club
10:  
NaBloPoMo Day 10 : Groundhog Day
09:  
NaBloPoMo Day 9: FOOA Annual Dinner
08:  
NaBloPoMo Day 8: Andy and Ryan and One Day in 1985
07:  
NaBloPoMo Day 7 : Baby Seals
06:  
NaBloPoMo Day 6 : News of the Decade! New Passport Arrives!
05:  
NaBloPoMo Day 5: Hitting refresh like it's my job
04:  
NaBloPoMo Day 4: Not Rocks at the Met Breuer. Vija Celmins in the Uncanny Valley
03:  
NaBloPoMo Day 3: Weekend Highlights - Fountain Pen Ink and Vegan Restaurants
02:  
NaBloPoMo Day 2: Cello Hands
01:  
NaBloPoMo Day 1: Dealing with the Absentee Trick or Treat Situation

October 2019
27:  
Milk Oolong Tea options near Chelsea NYC : A Half-Assed Report
19:  
Valets don't like stick shifts, I gather
06:  
Do I, or do I not, look like a rap person? My Existential Crisis in a Swedish Candy Store in Manhattan

September 2019
22:  
Tom's Bee Tribulations In Hudson NY: Part 2
14:  
Tom's Bee Tribulations in Hudson NY : Part 1
03:  
Cleaning out Mom and Dad's House : The Baseball in the Cupboard

August 2019
18:  
Free Day at the Leonard Cohen Exhibit
10:  
A pictorial summary of our family vacation
09:  
Jigsaw Puzzle Strategies

July 2019
21:  
Things I am Closely Monitoring
14:  
Purchases I am Particularly Enjoying at this Time
14:  
Our trip to Oregon

June 2019
23:  
The Acquisition of a Fountain Pen follows Logistical Victory
16:  
First World Problems
09:  
And then I found myself in the middle of the Hare Krishna Parade...

May 2019
26:  
Every day is a school day in Chelsea
12:  
Company XIV - Queen of Hearts - Not really a review. More of a recollection.
07:  
The alphabet at the art show. And the Georgian restaurant.

April 2019
14:  
Dark Underbelly of Online Crafting which I am not a Party to. Unfortunately.

March 2019
31:  
Sequins and general shimmer at Michelle and David's birthday party
24:  
Purchasing a 24-Hour Transit Ticket in Stockholm to ride the Tunnelbana and the Buss
24:  
Little known facts about Stockholm Sweden & More Precisely, the University of Stockholm
03:  
Me and my tote bag in Chelsea, Manhattan, New York City

February 2019
23:  
Merging like a Man into the Holland Tunnel
17:  
Kicking While Frisky & Sweaty in Swedish

January 2019
27:  
Pharmaceutical Instruction Manual for Sufferers of Colds and Flus of All Kinds
24:  
Tom, On Peas
16:  
Matcha Latte Challenges
08:  
Piles of Pillows

December 2018
22:  
In the Merch booth at Harry Potter on Broadway with Ella
22:  
In the Lobby on Broadway

November 2018
30:  
Thank you loyal readers! (No)NaBloPoMo Day 30
29:  
Bullseye of Friends - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 29
28:  
Deep Thoughts by Me - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 28
27:  
100,000 Words - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 27
26:  
In the Operating Theater for an Orchid C-Section - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 26
25:  
Shoes (No)NaBloMoPo Day 26
24:  
Pop on the loose in the city - (Na)BloPoMo Day 24
23:  
Warhol at the Whitney x2 - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 23
22:  
Happy Thanksgiving - (Na)BloPoMo Day 22
21:  
The short week Sprouting Problem - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 21
20:  
Drinking with the Buddhists - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 20
19:  
Poor Photo Choices - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 19
18:  
What happens when you call your Mom's cell and your dad picks up - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 18
17:  
Eating Breakfast Burritos and Reflecting on Current Realities - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 17
16:  
The incident at Tom's gym with the jacket - (Na)BloPoMo Day 16
15:  
Half Way! Phoning It In! (No)BloPoMo Day 15
14:  
Just call me Mikey (No)NaBloPoMo Day 14
13:  
Spicy pants - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 13
12:  
Thanks for the mansplain, asshat - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 12
11:  
Enter the Dehydrator - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 11
10:  
the mystery of the onion rings - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 10
09:  
Misadventures in lower limb photography - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 9
08:  
Welcome Bumpy - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 8
07:  
When Spring becomes Winter - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 7
06:  
Reporting on Yoga Pants - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 6
05:  
Going around ma'aming people - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 5
04:  
Actually it was Kind of Great - Blacksmithing with Children - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 4
03:  
Major First World Problem - (No)NaBloPoMo Day 3
02:  
NaBloPoMo-NOT - NaBloPoMo Day 2. Or maybe (No)NaBloPoMo Day 2
01:  
Box Seats at the Halloween Parade 2018 - NaBloPoMo Day 1

October 2018
22:  
Quiz to determine if you're no longer a young newlywed

September 2018
20:  
Things I keep thinking of blogging about but do not
19:  
I believed you, dude
06:  
Very observant

August 2018
22:  
My Basketball - Don't Even Think about It

July 2018
23:  
Dairy-free Yogurt in the Instant Pot
04:  
My Recipe Novella - Pressurized Rhubarb in the Instant Pot

June 2018
28:  
MidSummer through Jenga
06:  
Family Pile-On
03:  
Well... that was awkward.

May 2018
13:  
George Washington, a sight you can't unsee by Grant Wood at the Whitney
13:  
Civilized Air Travel does not include smearing up the back of your seat

April 2018
29:  
Our Broadway weekend.
22:  
Adding and Subtracting and Toting Up the Meaning
13:  
Speaking of the Mayor of the Met-Breuer Art Museum....

March 2018
18:  
Never fear, I'm like the Houdini of bathrooms in Israel.
11:  
Meanwhile, in Norway. Also entitled, Jo: Home for the Holidays.
05:  
Jerusalem for the clueless

February 2018
27:  
And I was the only one in the Dead Sea with a rash guard
26:  
Satisfactorily planning our trip to Israel. Otherwise known as buying water shoes.
17:  
My Meditation Chops
06:  
Books I would totally read

January 2018
31:  
Grammy R's Eulogy
04:  
Skiing in -14 sub-freezing antarctic conditions

November 2017
30:  
NaBloPoMo Day 30
29:  
Tom and the cat emojis - The Penultimate Day 29 of NaBloPoMo
28:  
Peggle on the Big Screen - Nothing on the Small Screen - NaBloPoMo Day 28
27:  
My gift from Ella - NaBloPoMo Day 27
26:  
Things that are Annoying - NaBloPoMo Day 26
25:  
The guy in our building - NaBloPoMo Day 25
24:  
Cards Against Humanity Snafu - NaBloPoMo Day 24
23:  
Practically Swiss - NaBloPoMo Day 23
22:  
New Blacksmithing Gloves - NaBloPoMo Day 22
21:  
The Adrenal Years - NaBloPoMo Day 21
20:  
Big news of the day - NaBloPoMo Day 20
19:  
Amazon Subscribe & Save can be treacherous - NaBloPoMo Day 19
18:  
A Few Moments of Comedy at Dangerfields - NaBloPoMo Day 19
17:  
Where we're at NaBloPoMo - NaBloPoMo Day 17
16:  
Tom v Old Lady - NaBloPoMo Day 16
15:  
Poop on the Sidewalk - Hours of Fun -Poo NaBloPoMo Day 15
14:  
Godspeed, sticky fingers - NaBloPoMo Day 14
13:  
The time i was (briefly) ahead of Shalane Flanagan - NaBloPoMo Day 13
12:  
Thor in FiDi with Stacie and Andy - NaBloPoMo Day 12
11:  
My Listeria Summer, courtesy of Amrita Health Foods - NaBloPoMo Day 11
10:  
Counting Problems - NaBloPoMo Day 10
09:  
Does the 5 second rule apply on the subway? - NaBloPoMo Day 9
08:  
Grammy and the fried chicken hors devours - NaBloPoMo Day 8
07:  
I voted today. Once. - NaBloPoMo Day 7
06:  
A Grassy Surprise - NaBloPoMo Day 6
05:  
The Finito Plant Holder Fresh from the Blacksmith Forge - NaBloPoMo Day 5
04:  
Complete Guide to Spying NaBloPoMo Day 4
03:  
Greenpoint Brooklyn: Contemplating Transportation - NaBloPoMo Day 3
02:  
Spreadsheets of Stories - NaBloPoMo - Day 2
01:  
Naked Streaker at the YMCA - NaBloMo Day 1

October 2017
24:  
Much to consider with these air purifiers
12:  
The Instant Pot: A Love Note to Beans
04:  
Two Wished-for Words

September 2017
20:  
It's a professional courtesy: Notes from the Atlantic City Half Iron Triathalon
18:  
Not Veganing
12:  
Big Night Out - Taking the water taxi to Brooklyn
06:  
The Flavor of Chocolate "Crick" Cookies

August 2017
28:  
Hence the speed differential
17:  
Jack and Ella's first game of Dungeons & Dragons

July 2017
23:  
July at the Furriers
06:  
LEBNIN, if you please

June 2017
18:  
Marcy who are these clowns?

May 2017
21:  
Very fancy in Carnegie hall
14:  
On the List of Things Not to Do Again
14:  
Guest Post by my Pop: The Traffic Stop

April 2017
27:  
Our Trip to Havana - Jenna Style

March 2017
29:  
Say what? (English Language Conversation Hour, Part 2)
26:  
A Tale of Three Rats in the City
05:  
We make good on Xmas Gifts-- Taking the Niece and Nephews to the Lion King

February 2017
24:  
Deep thoughts about why i want a sauna. Or not.
13:  
Something -> Dinner -> Dessert -> Drinks = A Decent New York City Night Out

January 2017
23:  
Marching in the Women's March in Washington, DC: What was it like to be there?
07:  
Blinded by Broccoli: The Incident with the New Blender

December 2016
31:  
What to Wear Cross Country Skiing: A Guide for Noobies
03:  
A Penny Arcade Discussion Guide

November 2016
30:  
We are Concert Champions
28:  
...and Tom just laughed
27:  
Things I've Seen on The Sidewalk Lately
26:  
Changing of the Guard
24:  
A Righteous Thanksgiving Agenda
23:  
On top of a mouse chassis
22:  
Frying Knots in Shoulder Blades
21:  
Things I am Dealing with Right Now
20:  
Apps for the stylishly OCD
19:  
NaBloPoMo at Brunch - Tom and Caroline Help Out
18:  
WWF Baby Action at the Morgan Library
17:  
Selecting a Restaurant 101
16:  
Shirley you must be joking
15:  
The Grammy Show
14:  
Do not underestimate the power of lip balm
13:  
Now that I was a Moth judge and all...
12:  
Desperately Seeking Peaceful
11:  
Chopstick Profiled
10:  
Pet Shop Boys in Morristown, NJ
09:  
Day-After-The-Election Attempt to Loop Time
08:  
Arriving at Broadway Theater with Razor Thin Margin
07:  
Said no one. Ever.
06:  
Cat's out of the birthday bag
05:  
Judging the Moth Story Slam
04:  
Middle of the Road
03:  
The Manufacturing Furriers at 235 7th Avenue, New York City
02:  
XYZ PDQ
01:  
2016 Halloween Recap & First Day of NaBloPoMo

October 2016
29:  
Apple iWatch Review for the Undead
09:  
Couch Time
01:  
Pins and Cigarettes and Falling Down the Stairs

September 2016
20:  
Dim Sum at the Golden Unicorn
19:  
Pop's New Favorie Portmanteau
04:  
Be still my bleeding alien heart! it's Willow Ware

August 2016
28:  
My Ancestory may not be gluten free
18:  
My First Impressions of Omaha Nebraska
10:  
Every Four Years

July 2016
30:  
Gustav Klimt, Dead (and Alive) at the Met Breuer
17:  
Tom's Birthday Ice Cream Not Cake
04:  
Distraction Addiction Fix

June 2016
19:  
Blue Nights and Memories

May 2016
27:  
My niece and nephew singing Helan Går
22:  
Garlands of Roses in ChinaTown, Flushing Queens
01:  
Even better. Birds, the snort and Boaty. McBoatface.

April 2016
26:  
Guest Post by my Pop: A Response to "Recent Heroics and Impressive Charts and Graphs"
23:  
Recent heroics and impressive charts and graphs
17:  
I am the Anti-Whisperer
02:  
A Review of the Ads on my Kindle. Otherwise Known As: WTF, Amazon?

March 2016
20:  
A Nosegay in the East Village
19:  
Reading Lolita in Tehran ... in America
04:  
Literally Long in the Tooth

February 2016
07:  
Learning English kind of sucks.

January 2016
26:  
Thanks, Mom
10:  
Livingroom Sportsing
04:  
Note to Self: Make Sure Doctor Washes Hands
02:  
1915-2015. Rest in Peace Grammy

December 2015
25:  
Under the Dining Room Table at Grammy's

November 2015
30:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 30, 2050
29:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 29, 2050
28:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 28, 2050
27:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 27, 2050
26:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 26, 2050
25:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 25, 2050
24:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 24, 2050
23:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 23, 2050
22:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 22, 2050
21:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 21, 2050
20:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 20, 2050
19:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 19, 2050
18:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 18, 2050
17:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 17, 2050
16:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 16, 2050
15:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 15, 2050
14:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 14, 2050
13:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 13, 2050
12:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 12, 2050
11:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 11, 2050
10:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 10, 2050
09:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 9, 2050
08:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 8, 2050
07:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet : November 7, 2050
06:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 6, 2050
05:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 5, 2050
04:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 4, 2050
03:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 3, 2050
02:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 2, 2050
01:  
Diary of a Geriatric Scarlet: November 1, 2050

October 2015
15:  
so many things to remind me in the future
12:  
I guess they could have been B&Ts from Metuchen
04:  
Existential Angst: The Reason I Do Not Tidy Up

September 2015
20:  
A Burning Question, and Small Rant, about Happy Hours
13:  
Things I heard recently

August 2015
31:  
Waterwart
24:  
... For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
01:  
Wolverine! Otherwise known as Troubles with Swedish

July 2015
23:  
A Training Guide for Spectators of Running Races, Bike Races and Triathalons
11:  
The Tale of One Finger

June 2015
28:  
I have invented "The Plarf" - A Plane-Ready Scarf
10:  
The Chair I Bought for Swedish Midsummer in Battery Park
04:  
Scotland Highlands FAQ

May 2015
14:  
Urban Hiking Champion
05:  
It's always a Surprise.

April 2015
24:  
Grumblecore
15:  
8 Things I Learned This Week

March 2015
30:  
I am Dubious about You, Kansas City
15:  
The Mini-Van Experiment

February 2015
23:  
The Mysterious Ski Weekend
09:  
Bring it in a Covered Wagon

January 2015
25:  
Saturday's Cupboard.
11:  
The Shirt Bong

December 2014
28:  
Cousins Night and the Dangerous Morning Double-Header
18:  
One angry mammal thing I put a finger on in 2014.

November 2014
30:  
Enjoying the Thanksgiving Afterglow in a Good Pair of Pants
24:  
Buffets and Tiny Forks and Skid Row

October 2014
19:  
A Review of An Introduction
12:  
How to Write an Entitled and Shiftless Personal Non-Essay
04:  
Things that are Disappointing

September 2014
24:  
Brewklyn
10:  
Old Enough to Count
06:  
One Thing About Men
03:  
RIP The Popcorn Popper
01:  
Review of Steve's Review of his Blind Date

August 2014
23:  
Welcome to the Cocktail Party

July 2014
23:  
Sportsmen like Me
12:  
A Review of the Real Estate Agent Junk Mail I Received Yesterday
06:  
Pride and Produce
01:  
The Disappearance of Stars

June 2014
29:  
My Latest Money-Making Scheme
24:  
Swedish Midsummer in Battery Park 2014
15:  
Istanbul in the Round

May 2014
18:  
Heist victim Andrew. The sequel.

April 2014
27:  
The Rogue Officiant Dress and Imaginary Conversations
22:  
Bunny Farts & Friday night with Mom and Dad
06:  
LinkedIn Profile Picture Fashion Touché

March 2014
29:  
Powered by the Flu
06:  
Bubby and the Diamond Horseshoe

February 2014
25:  
A tiny wad of testosterone causes blindness
22:  
Maybe Tom should stick with the zombie games...
02:  
Who hasn't woken up the day after with a glittery dragon tattoo?

January 2014
16:  
A Review of My Most Regrettable Review in 2013
03:  
Toothbrushing is the new Cardio

December 2013
25:  
A Review of Daniel Kitson Analog.ue. And Emoji.

November 2013
28:  
My Pop, Little Stevie Wonder and JFK
12:  
Stranded on the Sidewalk on Veterans Day

October 2013
23:  
What I want to be when I grow up
09:  
Grammy and the Harry Potter Erotica
03:  
A Review of A Review of Sleep No More | The Honey Badger Chronicles

September 2013
30:  
Is Cher an Indian? The Controversy of Cher's Heritage
16:  
Goooaaaal!
11:  
Keynote 5 Review, As uploaded to Apple's Feedback Link
04:  
Labor Day Weekend Schadenfreude

August 2013
15:  
The Ass Beneath my Favorite Pull-Up Bar
07:  
PersonalCapital has bunched up my Lady Skirt

July 2013
21:  
11 Things You Must Know before Traveling to Sweden
06:  
The 3 Nights of Tom

June 2013
24:  
Uncle Tom and Aunt Stacey: Best Babysitters Ever
04:  
The Incident on the subway in 1939 in which Grampy beat up an Irishman. As told by Grammy.

May 2013
27:  
My Hometown Memorial Day Parade
19:  
Age before beauty is me on NJT

April 2013
21:  
Starlight Girls EP by Starlight Girls | Very Short Music Review
21:  
Imagine Dragons : Night Vision || Very Short Music Review
09:  
Nick Waterhouse Thankfully Remembered to Bring his ID to the Mercury Lounge 4/7/2013

March 2013
30:  
Probably should get out there and clean up before the Easter Egg hunt...
16:  
Sam Lipsyte, Mike Doughty and Myself at Le Poisson Rouge : "The Fun Parts" Book Tour
05:  
Music Reviews on the Short : Vinnie Carauna, Alt-J, Tame Impala, Divine Fits
03:  
This cherry has a weird pitt. Why are you laughing?

February 2013
22:  
Field Testing The Woodie
05:  
As Latin as Victorian Cabinetry

January 2013
23:  
Lord of the Dance Battle
13:  
My Magical Week
06:  
drunk [druhngk]. Not an entirely child-friendly dictionary word.

December 2012
16:  
A Christmas Tree, Pizza, Hank, and a Cupcake Lady Buffet
09:  
The Mayor Celebrates Silla's Big Ass Birthday Party

November 2012
23:  
Thank you Hurricane Sandy : Things I found in our house after the power was out for almost 13 days
07:  
Pop and the Non-Tree

October 2012
28:  
Tom and the Mystery of the Vanishing Purple Underpants
22:  
If only the rest of the world worked like this...
04:  
Tom's Head Slightly Injured during Hardcore Ape Caper

September 2012
17:  
My Mother. Smack Talker.
11:  
Jackson and the McNeilus Rear Loader

August 2012
28:  
On the Bolt Bus to Boston. A Transcript.
02:  
Circa 1981: Another visit to the ER for Nutchie

July 2012
04:  
Dizzying Scansmanship

June 2012
28:  
Your father claps when he sleeps
10:  
Review of the play Hoaxocaust :: Calling it a satire doesn't spin epiphanies from flaxen strands of bombast.
07:  
BTW - I opened up a little antique mart in your old closet. Love Mom.

May 2012
27:  
The little ones are fast, fluffy and evil
14:  
The Avengers : My report, etcetera
05:  
Thunderbolts and Lightning at Lip Syncho de Mayo!

April 2012
24:  
Killing it Softly at sexo de Syncho Lip Syncho De Mayo
14:  
The Magic of Friday Night

March 2012
07:  
Stressing out about friends who lie in wait for me to fail at being their friend

February 2012
25:  
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas because it can't figure out how to get out.
05:  
Watch out for elevator doors
01:  
Skiing with Mom and Dad

January 2012
26:  
Not so fast, Nuchie
19:  
January 14 Scandinavian Club minutes
02:  
A rare and spectacular clusterfuck : Bring it on Minus the Bear

December 2011
28:  
Umbrella Scandal declared Completely Outrageous by Melissa
18:  
Tom's Charity #Fail
04:  
This fricassee tastes like paper

November 2011
13:  
Meeting Minutes: Scandinavian Club : November 12, 2011

October 2011
30:  
Banned for Life by NYC Tarot Reading Practice Club : The Triumph of my Ejection
23:  
At Least I Can See The Crazed Woodsman Clearly
22:  
Really Awesome Marmot Victimized by Hoary Squirrel : Episode 1.1 : Real Rodents of the Savannah
09:  
Swedish Club Minutes 10-8-11
08:  
It's like the Scapel of Flashlights

September 2011
17:  
Caught in a Web of Lies

August 2011
25:  
My Dad. Kardashian. NBA.
14:  
Tripping the Light Fantastic in Zumba Class
07:  
Is there a 3 foot tall doctor in the house with a solid right hook?

July 2011
24:  
Where can I buy Stiletto Pumps for my Drag Queen Ferret?
07:  
Carpe Diem Freaky Morning People

June 2011
25:  
Heja Sverige! Swedish Midsummer in New York City
11:  
The Resplendent Bidet
05:  
Manhattan Mayhem vs Queens of Pain : Color Commentary and Hotpant Mongering

May 2011
29:  
5 Things that Chap My Hide
15:  
Game on Gotham Girls Roller Derby Girls!

April 2011
12:  
The New York of the South

March 2011
27:  
When Raw Doesn't Hide
21:  
Foiled Again by the Golden Child
15:  
The Golden Child would Never LOL
08:  
I'm not a spacial relations genius, unlike some people

February 2011
20:  
Crack iPhone Care Mystery
01:  
Steadfast and Schwetty

January 2011
29:  
Into the Lair of Werewolf Boy
14:  
Going to Hell on a Hand Scooter

December 2010
30:  
Quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice
11:  
Bringing 'em up Right

November 2010
03:  
The Green Fairy on All Hallow's Eve

September 2010
04:  
Doing the Boonton Carnival

August 2010
09:  
90 is the New 80

July 2010
26:  
Show Me Some Fashion Shit

May 2010
23:  
Jim, get in there and rustle out those lions

April 2010
18:  
Boston. Instant Feedback.
04:  
A Triptych of Incidents that Happened Outside The Blue Store

March 2010
09:  
The Hippest Thing We've Ever Done

January 2010
24:  
Take the Last Train to Yorkville
10:  
And the Funk Squirted Out at Authur's Tavern

December 2009
16:  
Three Penny Day

November 2009
15:  
Edward Cullen twizzling about Emerald City

October 2009
12:  
Heat it and Beat It

September 2009
29:  
Don't Mess with the Bubby
05:  
Tom: Disrobing

August 2009
30:  
Barney's NY Warehouse Sale :: Whatever the Opposite of Love Is
23:  
Movies IV: While Watching Chocolat
16:  
Movies III: Favorite Fights!
14:  
Movies II: Dad’s Top Three Favorite War Movies
10:  
Movies I : The Dangers of Eavesdropping : Mom, Dad and Tom on the Porch : A Transcript
01:  
Gagging on Pungant Pine Needles

July 2009
18:  
Getting your priorities straight when you are 96
12:  
And Where Were You When You Heard Michael Jackson Died?

June 2009
29:  
Adventures in why I need a new car
18:  
Because I'm Allergic to Sulfites Like That
11:  
Review: City of New York

May 2009
30:  
Yelp Review of "Just Shades" -- a Specialty Store in SoHo
30:  
Found! Data for Future Taxidermic Analysis
24:  
Right-handed Smithie Glove Problem: A Study
16:  
Guest Post by Pop: The History of "The Tub"
10:  
Snuff Film at Lip Syncho De Mayo

April 2009
24:  
Bubby R, Mama & the Birds and the Birds
21:  
Non-Morning Person Waiting Room Smackdown
19:  
The Paradox: We Consider Worthless What Has Made us Rich
12:  
Off the Grid with a Purple Lampshade
09:  
Low Speed Mayhem in a Foot Cast:: On the Road with Pop
04:  
It's Not Easy Growing Up Green

March 2009
28:  
A Weekend at Pukle's: The Woes of Irony
24:  
Further Analysis on Conversation: A Research Project
22:  
You are an Egg. Get a Timer: A Research Project
19:  
Andrew Gets his Watch: The Untold Story
14:  
Uncle Ronnie's Childhood Memories
12:  
Bubby R Recognizes Exellent Cross-Dressing
09:  
Synchronized Swimming in Marigot Bay, St. Lucia.
09:  
The Gift of the Flower
07:  
A Terrible Idea
05:  
Crafty Upstate New Yorker Selects Stalker to Pet Sit

February 2009
28:  
Wearing my Spy Pants in Nooch
22:  
Saturday Night Flashback
14:  
60's Party Prep and a Lesson in Cardigan Appreciation
08:  
Local Instigator Makes Trouble at CMoM Children's Museum
04:  
Summer of '76: Projectile Beetles vs. Pantyhose
02:  
For All You Grocery Shoppers... Breaking Laces at the Rockwood Music Hall

January 2009
25:  
ADT Sticker Deters New Jersey Jungle Creatures
25:  
Found! Data for Future Taxidermic Analysis
18:  
Free Hot Dogs and Raw Sugah Any Day of the Week
13:  
Safe Driving Tip for Human Lovers

December 2007
09:  
Rutgers University Big Chill 5k 2007 : Running with Randy Stine
06:  
Maybe Just a Tiny Bit OCD... But I Say Pop is a World-Class Duathlete
01:  
JP Morgan Chase Incites Terror Amongst the Trees : An Investigative Report

November 2007
27:  
Auspicious Things
24:  
Dad : Suburban Treasure Hunter
21:  
Me at Morris County Farms Today: Thanksgiving Eve
18:  
My Hero Tom Qualifies for Boston at the Philadelphia Marathon: November 18, 2007 + Philadelphia Marathon Review
17:  
Out and About with Afrodite in Soho : The Earth Room by Walter De Maria
14:  
Meme-oriable Meme
13:  
My Mother's Shit List: East Coast Plumbing Suppliers
11:  
11|11 Today is Corduroy Appreciation Day
10:  
Motion City Soundtrack / Mae / Anberlin @ Roseland Ballroom, November 9
07:  
Things Tom Would Put in his Man Purse (if he had one)
05:  
Coat Rack Fait Accompli Despite Summer Off
03:  
Suzanne's B-Day: Festive at 3 West*
01:  
Two Trick or Treaters Score Big

October 2007
30:  
I think I cracked my head
28:  
Do you know what hellenistic means? Study up before you venture into the New Greek and Roman Galleries at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
26:  
New Pornographers Headline @ Webster Hall, October 24
25:  
The Indolence of Emma Pollack @ Webster Hall October 24
23:  
"Going Hiking," as defined by Melissa, Attorney-at-Law
20:  
The 911 Quiz Bowl
20:  
Sethie Hasn't Slept Much
18:  
Things I Have Given Up
17:  
Tres Fancy Thursday on Wall Street
14:  
Things that Rinse the Poison from Your Blood
13:  
"Where's my Office?"
10:  
Titans of Grammy : Touché
07:  
Kiwanis Club Country Squire 10K Run in Convent Station
06:  
The Midnight Fisticuffs of Slumbering Tom: Excruciating Ways to Let your Inner Brawler Shine.
03:  
Grammy Thomas Lived Through the Great Depression : PowerCake Storage
01:  
Fireside Talks with Grampy T about The Steering Wheel that Saved his Life

September 2007
25:  
A Series: My Grammy Loves Me
23:  
Adventures in Natural Selection : Begetting Today Easier Than Before
22:  
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop: Advice for the Poofy Kung Fu Apprentices
21:  
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop: Reeling in Road Rabbits
19:  
Safety First at David's Surprise Birthday Party
14:  
Subject: Andrew Loves His New Employer for Unfortunate Reasons
13:  
Single-Handedly turning our Globe into a Deluxe Baked Good
12:  
A Buck for a Cluck
08:  
Armed and Legged Guard Ensures Bountiful Harvest
06:  
Little League Side Show Politically Correct Situation
03:  
Prague in Retrospect : Disneyland-esque Gilded Shadowbox

August 2007
31:  
Live from Prague : Rick Steves' Prague 2007 Book Review
30:  
Live from Prague : What is the Fat Content of a Wanger?
29:  
Live from Prague : The Fattened Foreigners
27:  
Say Hello to Prague
25:  
Steel Train / Piebald / the Format at Webster Hall, August 21
24:  
The Ominous Portent of Potato Salad
19:  
Entering the Ownage Phase : A New Chapter in the Raccoon Chronicles
17:  
My Violently Jostled Ass
15:  
Cravable Talent with Foam
14:  
Night Vision and Crankypants and Corey Hart
11:  
Toppling Into One of Those Gaping English Language Pitfalls
10:  
On the Phone with Grampy : Fresh Ink
09:  
Hanging Around in the Spring Chicken Ward
07:  
On Becoming a Grandpa
05:  
Was I Dressed Like a Tourist?
04:  
Like a Suicide Bomber
02:  
I Need This like I Need a Hole in my House

July 2007
31:  
My Mamma Told Me
30:  
In Your Dreams: Moby Bear and Captain Tomhab
28:  
Everything Everything Everything Ten Pounds of Baby Must Have
27:  
Sethie Greenlights Babies 'R Us
25:  
Tom: Nudists and the Tour de France
25:  
Why is There a Pancake in the Silverware Drawer?
23:  
Tom on Bringin' Sexy Back
22:  
The Ponys feat. Jay Reatard / TurboFruits at the Bowery BallRoom
21:  
The Unanswered Questions : Museum of Modern Art feat. my friend Afrodite
17:  
Summer Stage in Central Park : The Decemberists feat. Grizzly Bear
15:  
Tour de Fred
14:  
My Mother's Shit List
12:  
Hootenanny in Pointy Shoes
10:  
I've Got My Eye on You
08:  
Tales from the Forest in which I Jog on the Weekends
07:  
I Don’t Know What Your Problem is, But I Bet It's Hard to Pronounce
05:  
Passive-Agressive Post-It Note Stuck to Coffee Cup:
04:  
Where is the Captain of My Brainship? : A Documentary
01:  
Me and My iPhone

June 2007
30:  
Did You Have a Fight with an Engorged Tick?
28:  
Alex, the Dumb-Ass Cat
26:  
The Moral of the Story about the Dog in the Jungle
24:  
The Best Party Favor Ever
23:  
Rockstar Tom v The Globe
21:  
My Mother's Shit List
19:  
Oh right, I think I saw them waiting in the "don't tell my sister this" ward
18:  
Only Benedict Arnold Floors it and then Squeals on his Brakes in Five Seconds to Sit at a Red Light
16:  
Dear Diary : Rhymes with Cheetos.
16:  
Dear Diary : Nerdy G-Rated Sexcapades
15:  
Ted Nugent and Bat-Shit Crazy Old Ladies : Two Peas in a Pod
14:  
I'm a clutch bedlamite
12:  
Choose Your Weapon
11:  
Table of Malcontents
10:  
The Flower House
09:  
The Princeton Fete 10K Road Race
06:  
Pan's Labyrinth : Flick Review
05:  
Grammy-San and the Art of Gracious Conversation
03:  
Fun Facts about Alimony
02:  
Poison Dart Frogs
01:  
Bright Eyes @ Town Hall in Midtown / May 29

May 2007
25:  
Pants Emergency down at the Traction Line Trail
24:  
This Mysterious Universe
22:  
The Hazards of Projectile Splooge in the Garden
21:  
Tom "the Cat Whisperer" Speaks on Behalf of Alex "the Wild-Ass Cat."
19:  
Socratic Irony : Not Just for Ancient Greek Philosophers
18:  
Advice from Mom : Alex v Cat Cage
17:  
The Vetrinarian Horror Show : This is not for the squeamish. Not for the faint of heart.
14:  
Alice in Wonderland Has Carrabeaners attached to her Pants
12:  
My Mother's Shit List
10:  
Lip-Syncho De Mayo
06:  
A Spectator's Observations : NJ Devilman Triathalon
04:  
The Pluckemin Inn : Scoop Central
03:  
Suddenly, The Audi Runs Out of Gas
01:  
Tom Talks : An Exposé : First Quarter 2007

April 2007
29:  
Tom's Mom Requests A Little Help with Her Computer : Tom to the Rescue
26:  
Tom and his PS3: World Series Performance... Except no.
24:  
Live Music Review : Tokyo Police Club
23:  
Songs for Astral Travel
20:  
Movie Review : Scratch
20:  
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part 3 : The Emergence
18:  
75% Movie Review: Tenacious D - Pick of Destiny
16:  
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part 2 : The Situation
14:  
Alex the Wild-Ass Cat Part I : The Origin
13:  
Live Music Review : Ra Ra Riot
12:  
Ironman Sethie
10:  
Live Music Review : We're Marching On
08:  
Coloring Eggs with Mary
04:  
Raccoon Chronicles: Tom Employs High Technology
02:  
Attention Lipsynchers!

March 2007
31:  
Crayons + Tunes = Good Times
31:  
The Jungle Book Rocks
30:  
Beck Befuddled by Tricky Consonants
29:  
Saw This on a T-Shirt. Find It Hilarious.
27:  
It's Contagious
26:  
Six Key Facts about Andrew
25:  
Belt Me
24:  
Stink Attack
22:  
Daylight Savings Time Sabotages First Date with Future Husband
18:  
Birthday Interview with a Grammy
18:  
Tom and his PS3: Gran Turismo Makes Me Nauseous
16:  
On the Phone with Dad and his Computer - 1:30:12
15:  
Congrats, You're an Asshole in the Gym
14:  
Raccoon Gang Tags Basement as Turf
12:  
Andrew Post : Essential Vocabulary
09:  
Tom Comments on his Mornings Full of Sunshine
08:  
They're Here... (again).
08:  
Happida Birthday Kerry!
06:  
Tom and his PS3: Almost Gran Turismo
04:  
Birthday Profile of Lynn:: 50 Years is a Long Time
04:  
Lawyer Joke

March 2007
02:  
Two Tales of My Underwear
01:  
The Show Will Go On : Behind the Music

February 2007
27:  
The Show Will Go On
26:  
Tom and his PS3 - Alone Time: Not Always Desirable
25:  
(Do You?) Wish You Were Here
22:  
Pearls of Wisdom from my Pop
20:  
The Dangers of Being a Repo Man in Pennsylvania Dutch Country
19:  
Me vs Heidi
17:  
Minutes of Meeting / George & Martha's / 7:30PM
15:  
Substantial Earnings Report
13:  
Tom and his PS3: Comments on the Topic of Skinny Dudes with No Shirts
11:  
The Tournament of Andrew
10:  
New Year's Resolution
06:  
Bowling for the Birthday Bird
04:  
Open message to my bandmates:
03:  
The cat frolicked about, as cats are wont to do
01:  
I am More Inspirational than a Personal Trainer

January 2007
31:  
The Dialog: Tom and his PS3
28:  
Kitchen diaries
27:  
Tom Finally Pulls the Trigger on the PS3
20:  
Memories of the Seventies... Gartz Crashes the Garden Party
11:  
Recounting Yesterday. One Funeral, Two Cars, Three Noteworthy Incidents
06:  
Music Award Show / December 2006
01:  
The Mystery of the Green Red Light

December 2006
27:  
Hot Stuff
26:  
Cops: The First Encounter
25:  
Overheard at the YMCA
23:  
The Regifting of the Clapper
17:  
Abby-dextrous
17:  
The Blind Shitzu in the Basement
17:  
Hazardous Waste after Band Practice
17:  
HIghlight of the Xmas Party
09:  
The Rutger's Facilities Racing Team Competes in The Big Chill-5k

November 2006
26:  
The Raccoon Chronicles
25:  
The plight of the immigrant
25:  
Manuel Razor

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