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My very first joke, irl

I have made up a lot of jokes in my day. More like riddles, really. Puns if you will. My very first joke I ever made up was this: What is the deadliest type of shrubbery? Answer: ...an Ambush. Yeah, that is a video of my niece in a little town in Pennsylvania where a guy dressed up like a bush gets paid in tips to scare passersby. This guy just sits there all day, in a planter dressed up in a ghilly suit  taking money from tourists. This guy earns his money. I saw him almost get punched like four times. Now, to be clear, I did not pay him to scare my niece, this is all her mom's work.  During our annual family vacation, I made up zero new jokes but my pop had a sting of... not good ones. They all started with "a rabbi, a priest, and an [insert someone else here] walk into a bar..." I wish I could remember some of them, but probably it's better for you if I don't.

Didja Hear The One About....

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What do you call it when you get stuck in the airport for hours? In-Terminal-able. Well, Melissa thought it was funny at the Sushi Lounge yesterday.

Lawyer Joke

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What do you call a sworn statement by Melissa's boyfriend? An affiDavid.

Abby-dextrous

What you call Sean when he is juggling the baby and his laptop and the phone. http://mackeys.net/