What does Tom say when you tell him you went to the library with Lara to drink beer?
Why the hell did you go to the library?
It seemed like a good idea at the time, what can I say.
After scouting all available library locations, we opted to hole up in the back of the periodicals section because there are no serious readers in the periodicals section. We clustered the chairs into a fort and stared menacingly at any of the faker bookworms who ventured into the vicinity.
What do you call it when you crack your beer in advance of the cough that is supposed to cover up the noise because you happen to be in the library and it is very quiet and you are not supposed to be drinking beer?
A premature ejaculation.