Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Intervention


My brother Sethie calls me up:

"Did Mom call you?"
"About Dad?"

"Yeah. And the Dots."
"I don't know if it's possible to be addicted to Dots."

"So did you figure out why she thinks he's addicted to Dots?"
"He buys them in bulk from the Mennonites. And he eats a whole box while he's driving."

"Oh."
"Yeah."

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