Sunday, December 07, 2008

Please Claim: Foreign Objects Present in Our House Subsequent to Banquet of Sir Francis Drake

  • One Wooden Sword (Painted)
  • Two Handbags (Black Coach and Decadent Fuchsia Number)
  • One Seasoned Fish Head on a Stake with Tinsel
  • One Small Treasure Chest Containing Spices (Cinnamon, Nutmeg) and eight Chuckie Cheese Golden Tokens
  • One Black Lace Shawl
  • Turret-less Brownie Castle that keeps getting smaller every time I go in the kitchen.
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