The Avengers : My report, etcetera

Hawt!

First off, Loki rules. Really zesty. Definitely put me in a blue funk when he got hauled back to Asgård in a space-age hannibal lector mask. Spoiler alert, there.

Seriously. What do those Avengers know from badass?

1. Loki had by far the best outfit. Lots of supple black leather bespoke tailoring.
2. Slithering toothy reptile ships are fucking magnificent.

Thor might have had the best outfit if it was a much smaller outfit. Are you kidding me with the maxi-vest? By the Power of Greyskull show us your abs. It will distract us from your curiously inert dialogue.

It was 3d surreal walking out of the theater onto 23rd Street after watching midtown get its clock cleaned for two hours.