Today I encountered the self-check out at the acme supermarket. It was wonderous.
Tom marched right up to the sleek contraption and started scanning yogurt cups like Herr Badass. Even though my hands started to sweat a little bit, I definitely saw a place for myself in the action.
Tom totally dominated the scan pad. Every time I tried to siddle over with my boxes of Kashi Mega Crunch, he would accelerate his swiping to sub-teriyaki speeds. But my noob ass could not be thwarted. I timed my thrust and got my barcode in there first. Eureka! How you like me now, Fast Hands?