I have a chia pet that is otherwise known as "the floor of my kitchen"
Who doesn't love a chia seeds? I'm a lifelong fan. You might call me an evangelist even. When my niece was 13, I gave her a Bob Ross Chia pet head for Christmas. She could not have been more thrilled. I'm pretty certain she was thrilled at least. Mostly. Bob Ross Chia Pet Head Chia seeds are also an essential ingredient in my extremely complicated morning smoothie recipe. I measure them out and dump them in the blender along with flax seeds, hemp hearts, hemp powder, psyllium, steamed kale, blue berries and a running list of other items I'm experimenting with and/or are about to go bad in the fridge. It's amazing how you can chuck very questionable fruits or vegetables into the blender and never know they weren't top notch after a thorough decimation. As I told someone the other day, I can never go back to the office. My morning routine has become far too complex and time-consuming to take the show on the road. Anyway, the other day, I spilled I'm going to...