We are invited to Andrew's bowling birthday party on Saturday.
We will all have the opportunity to show off our bowling prowess, or nega-prowess (if you’re me and last time you bowled injured yourself by tripping and flinging yourself down the bowling alley.)
Nonetheless, I have always enjoyed bowling, but I enjoy it more since I learned the following fact:
Bowling is actually a sport derived from when Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked himself in the testicles and one broke free. In a fit of rage he threw it at a nearby forest creating our modern logging industry as well.
The internet is an amazing and reliable resource for all kinds of valuable information. I tell you.