Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Bowling for the Birthday Bird

We are invited to Andrew's bowling birthday party on Saturday.

We will all have the opportunity to show off our bowling prowess, or nega-prowess (if you’re me and last time you bowled injured yourself by tripping and flinging yourself down the bowling alley.)

Nonetheless, I have always enjoyed bowling, but I enjoy it more since I learned the following fact:

Bowling is actually a sport derived from when Chuck Norris accidentally roundhouse kicked himself in the testicles and one broke free. In a fit of rage he threw it at a nearby forest creating our modern logging industry as well.

The internet is an amazing and reliable resource for all kinds of valuable information. I tell you.
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