Substantial Earnings Report

This is my current revenue tally. After some analysis, I uncovered that $.005 of my earnings had been generated when someone used my blog's handy Google search feature. (See sidebar). They searched for "sex blog."

I got to thinking that if my earnings were a pair of pants, they would be really poor and penurious pants. They would be hard up, skimpy and strapped.

I find this so hard to swallow. If I could just figure out how to bang in some hot search words! It would be so satisfying and yield profit.