- In a crackdown of financial prudence, Andrew's computer stands accused staggering electricity consumption. The new hot tub has nothing to do with it.
- Andrew wears a pair of Tracie's grey Champion sweatpants on the eliptical trainer. He rolls them up to the knees because otherwise, the calf-length elastic cuffs would make him look like a colonist. Luckily, he recently got his own pair of sweatpants. They have racing stripes and are quite aerodynamic. For pants.
- On Friday, Andrew worked his nine to five wearing a cowboy hat.
- Andrew surrounds himself with a coterie of admirers fawning over his fabulous and tight hoodie.
- Andrew cut up a fallen tree with Dave's Sawz-All, beaver-style.
- Andrew organizes his socks by color, but his underwear by age and condition.
- Although history may provoke some skeptism, Andrew avows he is a for reals blogger now.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Six Key Facts about Andrew
Tom and I had dinner with Andrew last night. We learned Six Key Facts about Andrew that everyone should be aware of: