"You don't get to pick your car until you buy the game. And it's not a Toyota Corolla, by the way. No, it's not. I'm driving a 1995 Suzuki Cappuccino."
"I'm stuck in the gravel here."
"The only reason I ran over the camera man and that little girl is because I was giving it too much gas. My tires were spinning out."
"Look out people!"
"The crowd is cheering for me. I mean, everybody I didn't run over yet."
"I put the brakes on. It took me a while to figure out how to put the brakes on."
"It was like I was drunk there at the beginning and now I'm sobering up."
"That was neat."