Tom and his PS3: Almost Gran Turismo

"You don't get to pick your car until you buy the game. And it's not a Toyota Corolla, by the way. No, it's not. I'm driving a 1995 Suzuki Cappuccino."

"I'm stuck in the gravel here."

"The only reason I ran over the camera man and that little girl is because I was giving it too much gas. My tires were spinning out."

"Look out people!"

"The crowd is cheering for me. I mean, everybody I didn't run over yet."

"I put the brakes on. It took me a while to figure out how to put the brakes on."

"It was like I was drunk there at the beginning and now I'm sobering up."

"That was neat."