As of 5/10/07 : 5pm :
My Mother's Shit List
- Paris Hilton. (What an idiot. She should go to jail. Could've killed someone. Driving drunk for Pete's sake.)
- Karl Rove. (That Machiavellian puppeteer. He's got his hand up George Bush's ass.)
- Tom Cruise. (Leprechaun. Know-it-all Leprechaun.)
- The President of Giant Foodstores. (Not carrying Kashi cereal is the last straw.)
- Noel Ballentine 'Scheister Doctor.' (And most doctors, for that matter. All the same. White-Coat-God Complex. Doctors.)
Happy Mother's Day, Ma!!!!!