Saturday, July 14, 2007

My Mother's Shit List

Dick Cheney:
Besides appearing mild to moderately dead, what a disgusting schizophrenic crook. Legislative? Executive? Have a fifth-grader give you a quick constitutional run-through, Dick.

The Kid who Lives Next Door:
Why does he need to rev his engine all the time? Maybe he has OCD. I don't care. It is excruciating.

Lindsay Lohan:
I'm not a fan of anyone who is a drain on society.

That Dentist, Dr. Abelness:
Fundamentalist charlatan. Crosses and Jesus all over the place and then his flunky tells me it's a state law you have to get bitewing Xrays every year.

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