The Good News:
We no longer have bees living inside the wall of our house.
The Bad News:
The bear who has been shitting around our deck ripped out the hive and ate it along with a mouthful of siding.
It's like one of those drama-packed thrillers where all the subplots miraculously come together inside a breathtaking climax. All the loose ends are wrapped up except for the hole in our house and the bear in our backyard.
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And not so much fun for the bees, either!
Bear in back yard = unsettling, at best. Will your local rangers come out and set a bear trap?
This post is not so much Black Snake Moan, more like Bear Bee Ahhhhhhhh!
Break out the salt gun and get a case of Schlitz and a family pack of KFC, honey, it's party-time! Oh and mind the bear poo everybody.
You mean, we spent all that money to go to Alaska to see bears and we could have just hung out in your !#$%&@ living room and watched the deck?
I've never seen a live bear, even less have one shit on my deck.
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