I Need This like I Need a Hole in my House

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The Good News:
We no longer have bees living inside the wall of our house.

The Bad News:
The bear who has been shitting around our deck ripped out the hive and ate it along with a mouthful of siding.


It's like one of those drama-packed thrillers where all the subplots miraculously come together inside a breathtaking climax. All the loose ends are wrapped up except for the hole in our house and the bear in our backyard.


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Comments

domestika said…
And not so much fun for the bees, either!

Bear in back yard = unsettling, at best. Will your local rangers come out and set a bear trap?
August 3, 2007 at 8:55 AM
metaDAD said…
This post is not so much Black Snake Moan, more like Bear Bee Ahhhhhhhh!

Break out the salt gun and get a case of Schlitz and a family pack of KFC, honey, it's party-time! Oh and mind the bear poo everybody.
August 3, 2007 at 4:36 PM
Bob said…
You mean, we spent all that money to go to Alaska to see bears and we could have just hung out in your !#$%&@ living room and watched the deck?
August 5, 2007 at 11:37 PM
Eyebee said…
I've never seen a live bear, even less have one shit on my deck.
August 13, 2007 at 2:03 AM
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