Was I Dressed Like a Tourist?
The NYC Half Marathon ended in Battery Park this morning.
Me: "Can I get a bottle of water, please."
Street Vendor: "That'll be $4"
Me: "$4?! No way. Lemme have a $2 bottle of water."
Street Vendor: "Ok fine. That'll be $2."
Me: "So the $2 bottle of water is the same as the $4 bottle of water?"
Street Vendor: "Yeah."
Me: "Fine."
Me: "Can I get a bottle of water, please."
Street Vendor: "That'll be $4"
Me: "$4?! No way. Lemme have a $2 bottle of water."
Street Vendor: "Ok fine. That'll be $2."
Me: "So the $2 bottle of water is the same as the $4 bottle of water?"
Street Vendor: "Yeah."
Me: "Fine."
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