Monday, August 31, 2015


Many slaves to tradition slice up their watermelons in a convex fashion.  I decided to go about it differently:

A Naked and Nadtacular Watermelon

Things this shorn melon reminds me of:

  1. A ripened pustule
  2. Darth Vader's head inside the mask
  3. A gigantic slightly moribund amputated fingertip
  4. Acne
  5. "Celestial Venus in Retrograde" by Edible Arrangements
  6. Patrick the Pink Fat Blob
  7. A non-FDA approved DDDDD implant
  8. Whatever this thing is:

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