Waterwart

Many slaves to tradition slice up their watermelons in a convex fashion.  I decided to go about it differently:

A Naked and Nadtacular Watermelon

Things this shorn melon reminds me of:

1. A ripened pustule
2. Darth Vader's head inside the mask
3. A gigantic slightly moribund amputated fingertip
4. Acne
5. "Celestial Venus in Retrograde" by Edible Arrangements
6. Patrick the Pink Fat Blob
7. A non-FDA approved DDDDD implant
8. Whatever this thing is: