Happida New Year!

Right in the middle of left foot yellow, Suzanne turned on a lightening elbow slam that knocked me ass over teakettle. It was the only reason I didn't win the Twister semi-finals over at Michael and Lynnie's on New Year's.

The evening was a grand affair. King crab legs, the tender loins of beef, some tasty lentils and an excellent playlist. No sauerkraut. Which I swear is lucky to eat on New Year's day, although no one believes me.

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Bob said…
This is a guest comment from Michelle: She says she can't play Twister anymore because at her age, everytime she bends over she farts.