Tom: Disrobing
“Why is there a ‘#1’ written in black sharpie marker on the back of my running underpants?"
"Oh."
"These are your Dad’s underpants aren’t they? He’s the only person I know who numbers his underpants. We both bought the same kind and they must’ve gotten mixed up in the wash at the beach."
"Oh."
"These are your Dad’s underpants aren’t they? He’s the only person I know who numbers his underpants. We both bought the same kind and they must’ve gotten mixed up in the wash at the beach."
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Tonight when I see your dad, I'm going to trade him his underwear for my electric toothbrush.