Why I blame kookslams for my sour mood this morning

 In the middle of the night, Tom sits straight up in bed and shrieks, really loud, "OHHHHH HO Ho Ho. HAAAAAA!"

I almost go into cardiac shock. It's really disconcerting. 

This happened at 3am, btw. I know this because we have data. We also know from the data that Tom woke himself up with his wild caterwauling and he was awake for 26 minutes. Which he complained about. Meanwhile, I was basically up for the rest of the night with heart palpitations.

In the morning, I asked Tom what the hell. He said he was dreaming he was in a Kookslams video and a guy was about to get hit in the back of the head by a big wave. Something along these lines: 

Kookslams videos: https://youtu.be/ytWzEhqdkeI

On behalf of my bedraggled nerve endings, I'm strongly suggesting Tom lay off the Kookslams before bed moving forward. They are not good for my health and well-being.