My very first joke, irl

I have made up a lot of jokes in my day. More like riddles, really. Puns if you will. My very first joke I ever made up was this:

What is the deadliest type of shrubbery?

Answer:

...an Ambush.

Yeah, that is a video of my niece in a little town in Pennsylvania where a guy dressed up like a bush gets paid in tips to scare passersby. This guy just sits there all day, in a planter dressed up in a ghilly suit taking money from tourists. This guy earns his money. I saw him almost get punched like four times.

Now, to be clear, I did not pay him to scare my niece, this is all her mom's work. 

During our annual family vacation, I made up zero new jokes but my pop had a sting of... not good ones. They all started with "a rabbi, a priest, and an [insert someone else here] walk into a bar..." I wish I could remember some of them, but probably it's better for you if I don't.