Schrödinger's napkin

 We were at a restaurant the other day. When we sat down at the table, our silverware was wrapped in a nice cloth napkin, so I put the napkin on my lap. 

Silverware wrapped up in a napkin.

After the salad, they cleared away all the dishes and also the silverware. Because waiters are good like this, he brought over some more silverware, also wrapped in a napkin. I tossed the second napkin on my lap, forgetting I already had a napkin on my lap.

Fast forward and when we get up to leave, I put my napkin on the table, stand up, and a napkin falls on the floor. 

!!!!!!!!

WHAT just happened?

I checked the table, yup. There's my napkin. I look on the floor, there's my napkin.

It would have been hella confusing even without the martini.


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