NaBloPoMo 2021.9 Busier than a One Legged Man in a Kicking Contest

 It is possible that a one-legged thief stole my sneaker off the porch last night. I know I immediately jumped to the conclusion that the perpetrator was a member of the animal kingdom, but perhaps that was hasty.

I am discretely spying on the neighbors looked for anyone missing a peg. If I see anybody, they will be my prime suspect.

From the Fugitive Movie
in case you live in a hole.

Also, I will need to print my own T-Shirts.
These are close but obviously an edit is needed.