NaBloPoMo Day 20 : The Flower/Flour Reading Texts out loud Problem

 

Weighing all the things on the bread scale

Tom was texting with Matt about baking bread. We were headed up for a weekend visit, with a plan for Tom to demonstrate the bread making process. Tom said to make sure there's a scale. It is essential to weigh flour and other ingredients if you want a loaf that actually is edible. Matt says they do not have a scale, and Tom says he'll bring ours.

Tom starts reading the texts aloud to me. I hear: Matt says when I bring up the scale he's going to use it to weigh flour.

I'm like, right. To bake the bread. 

Tom says, no. Because he wants to double check what they tell him at the dispensary.

Me: ???????????

Tom: Oh, flour is a slang word for weed.

Me: oh. right. The flower you don't put in bread. 

Tom; ??????????