Saturday, June 16, 2007

Dear Diary : Rhymes with Cheetos.

I found my childhood diaries in the basement.

April 10, 1983

Dear Diary,

My brother Seth does not know what a blow job is. I guess he wouldn't because he's only in fifth grade. I learned a new word: Fleeto.* It means blow job.

* I wonder how many times I dropped my new naughty vocab before someone tipped me off on the correct pronunciation of "Fellatio."
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