Table of Malcontents

I have a barrel full of unwritten posts. What is the solution to my delinquency? Probably Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat." Six minutes of turbocharged fruitfulness.

To keep you (and me) in the know, here's what's up and coming:

• Tony v Ted Nugent, that Pussy Poser Fucktard
• Sleeping Under the Car in Michigan
  
• Tina Turner: Girl from Nutbush
• Deadly Ladies in Undies