Fun Facts about Alimony

In New Jersey, the benchmark calculation for alimony is:
0.3 x (highest wage earner's salary less lower wage earner's salary/ possible salary).

I know a guy who's a divorce lawyer. He shows up at cocktail parties and always introduces himself by saying, "I hope you stay happily married but all your friends get divorced. Here's my card."

A heartwarming sentiment proving capitalism and compassion both start with the same letter.

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Unknown said…
Nice. It reminds me of an introduction that I'm not allowed to use. Pretend my wife's name is Jill. The greeting is "Have you met Jill? My first wife?"
Pfeif93 said…
I love the institution of marriage!
I loved it so much, I did it twice!