NaBloPoMo 2020 The Potato Rock Hijinks

 A couple weeks ago, we had dinner over Wanda and Derek's. While there, we viewed a real curiosity.

A rock that looks exactly like a potato.

I mean, this rock really looks like a potato:

Can you tell which "potato"
is really a freaking rock?

You can easily see we're dealing with some next-level shit here.

Derek found this potato rock lying in the middle of a sandy path. It was just lying there, waiting for someone to pick it up, take it home, and nestle it together with its own kind. Like a king amongst root vegetables. 

Or maybe like an extraterrestrial amongst Drew Barrymore's stuffed animals hiding from the law:

ET and a bunch of stuffed animals.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not making any claims about the potato rock. Likely it cannot fly if you put it in the basket of a CitiBike.