NaBloPoMo 2020 This was a ridiculous conversation in hindsight

 The Scene: New Jersey last week

Tom says, "We are running out of dishwasher detergent."

I say, "We have it on Amazon Subscribe & Save. Another box should be here on November 26."

Tom says, "We only have a few dishwasher tablets left. I don't think we'll make it until November 26."

I say, "Yes, but we have it on ****Subscribe & Save*****"

Tom says, "OK, well, we'll just have to go to the city and stay there until November 26."

I say, "Totally."

Yes, we have some serious first world problems, yo.