Counting Problems - NaBloPoMo Day 10

We walk into the restaurant-- Kristina, Alex, Petrina and me. Probably, it's at least 10pm.

The hostess asks, "How many?"
I reply, "Three."

We get to the table and the hostess has three menus.

Four of us sit down.

The hostess looks confused. Like maybe our party picked up a stray on the way across the dining room. She says, "I thought there were three of you?"

I say, "Oh right. I took a visual headcount and so I forgot to count myself."

The hostess has the grace not to roll her eyes. She goes and gets another menu.


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