NaBloPoMo Day 26: Ancient things I found in a Coat Pocket

How long has it been since I wore the coat in question?
Long enough that I printed out directions from the webbernets that day.

Here are the things I found in the pocket of said coat, which was actually super expensive. This is the reason I've kept it, but not worn it, since Ye Ole Days of MapQuest. It's hard to toss things that you saved up for.

Items from my coat pocket

Other finds include a pharma pen (another artifact), lip gloss and a pack of gum. In a testament to preservatives, the remaining sticks of gum and the lip gloss look genuinely perky overall.

Nonetheless, I threw them all out.