Are you kidding me with this ceiling fan light already? NaBloPoMo 24

We went to bed at midnight and could not turn off the light in our bedroom. WTF really? And we have house guests, making it less possible to go into the guest room and just save the problem for another day.

Ceiling fan with the light removed
because that's what happened next.

Also, this.

It is fairly impossible to sleep with your bedroom light on full blast, but trust me, we thought about it. Then Tom snapped into action and got tools out. 

I mean for chrissakes this is a ridiculous problem to have.