Stories I have told Tom before (Probably More than Once but Who's Counting?) - NaBloPoMo 8

1. My eighth grade math teacher went to jail for tax fraud. He put down that his house was a church. 

2. That time in my hometown, down in the quarry, when Dane got shot in the face with a BB gun. Almost took his eye out.

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3. The kid up the street was named Kenny Reed. 

Kenny Reed!

Can-He Read? 

No he can't! 

Kids are so fucking mean.

4. There was a practice corn field out back my high school so the "Aggie" and 4H kids could practice crop growing. Come September when the corn was tall, all the stoners and the truants and ninth graders getting drunk on RobitussinDM -- pretty much everybody at some point or another was out in that corn field. You could wander around in there and meet all kinds of people.

5. My gifted and talented program consisted of me, reporting to a closet in the biology room to conduct unsupervised fruit fly experiments. These experiments went horribly awry and I infested half the school with fruit flies.

6. Speaking of unsupervised, in print shop (I wouldn't take wood shop because I wasn't into huffing glue), I made a rubber stamp of the principal's signature and approved a lot of documents on his behalf.

7. Did I mention I got carded going into the casino in Pittsburgh two weeks ago? Yeah, I know. I got carded. It was kind of great.