Our neighbors have this thing in their front yard - NaBloPoMo 1

Sweet Jesus it’s freaky. I couldn’t love it more. I try to set it off when I power walk by. I appreciate being menaced by lawn decorations. 

So sad to report that I am not big or fast enough to trigger the thing, even if I flap my arms and jog a little bit. A car has to drive by, I guess.

I wonder if this is the whole point of paying $199 for a 7 foot dweller of the basement for 11 months of the year. It’s all an elaborate scheme to get the neighbors to flap their arms and do a little joggy jig. 

I might be ok with this transaction.