Shamelessly Cheating at Wordle - NaBloPoMo 2

I was at a conference the other day. It was a big room with an audience seated around those banquet-type tables. A wild array of attendees were there, including me in my Business McBusiness attire and also a woman in her late 50s sporting a hand crocheted sweater, a turtle neck, pleated burgundy corduroy pants and librarian glasses. 

Any time a speaker acknowledged that even a full-on charity has to make at least some money to stay afloat, the woman would shout out "But why????" from her folding chair in the middle of the room. 

She erupted with one of these "but why?'s" multiple times. 

Ok, we get it, you're very very caring and lovely and all about equity and the fair and square.

I'm sitting behind her at another table, so I see clearly when, midway through one of the speeches, she plucks her phone out of the pocket of her sweater. 

And starts cheating at Wordle.